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[challenge entry] 3 Celebs. 3 Games.



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(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:43, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:43, archived)
# CANDILZ!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:44, archived)
# oh man I love cheesecake
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Well go find one
and sod of my cheese mountain!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# that is gorgeous
mmm CHEESE
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I had some lovely unpasturised cheddar grated into mi veggie soup with my lunch.
Unfortunately it lost some of its yum due to having to be reheated twice due to the idiots coming out of the woodwork, including they guy that when not speaking very good English thought anything you couldn't understand could be replaced with the word yes. Resulting in me wasting five minutes as he said he was the agency cleaning coming round and letting my go thought what I need punctuated by him say 'Yes' until it turned out he wanted a room.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:49, archived)
# :)
I hope you've got these all filed away for a comedy series. Pure Python.

(Although I'm well acquainted with the habit of certain engineers of saying "yes" when they mean "I have NO idea what you just asked me to do")
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Well he was directly followed by the Italian woman
who was outraged when i told her the free walking tour provided by a company in Hyde Park was walking and they were selfish enough not to pay for busses, drivers, maintanence, insurance and fuel just so she didn't have to walk on the free tour.

Regards less to the leaflet she held in her hand baring the legend, 'FREE WALKING TOUR.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:54, archived)
# niiice
I admire your restraint :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Customers - how do they manage to be so insane? My best one claimed to be allergic to sugar, then chomped down a load of ice cream (containing sugar), berry compote (containing sugar), tuille biscuit (containing sugar), but she didn't have the sauce, so that's ok.

Then she came back the next week and did it all again.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Well to be fair she did only say she was allergic to it
not that she wouldn't eat it.:P

Depth of quiet season at I'd dropped a dorn price to 8 quid a night. Japanese guest complains bitterly there were no complimentary slippers.

Or the recent one of the woman who gives us a shit review as we say you get a free beer when you arrive. She was livid that she had been given a can of stella and we had not constructed a full pub for her to have a drink out of:P

EDIT:

'It says its an 18-30 hostel, free beer on arrival, soup all day and breakfast included. I can honestly say its the worst place i have stayed. The double room was two small rigity bunk beds [that would be the twin room advertised with bunk beds then], although i checked and the bedding smelled clean. A few drinks tonight and I might be able to fall asleep without noticing. This place makes out you can grab a free beer from the bar on arrival [Exact quote 'free beer on arrival'], well you have to ask for it [dear god no!] and grab a can of stella from the owners personal fridge[I'm so mean!]. Really really strange. No soup!!![sorry about that. I'll put them somewhree more obvious next time. Not in a box marked soup next to the kettle] Then the breakfast well its on the reception[ that room with the tables and chairs]. Grab a crossiant and take it back to your dirty room. Bon appetite!!! I left this place as soon as possble.

She waffles on but you get the gist. For the price she paid anywherre else who would have got a bed, a chair and a TV and nothing else.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:01, archived)
# Ha ha what an uppity bint!
To be fair on the Japanese bird, everywhere in Japan has loads of slippers, and not having slippers is like having no bog roll or something. Not to suggest she should expect England to be just like Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Also, aint it those stinkin' Japs*
that get Paris Syndrome?

*Doesn't think Japanese people stink at all
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Ah the fear of slapper rich bitches?
Yeah I saw that in QI too:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Well next time she comes round
She can give me her slippers to wipe my arse on!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:19, archived)
# mmmm cheesecake
Also happy candle day Matazone
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# YAM NOT CHEESECAYKE!
YAM YOU BLINDZ?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# ZWAH?
It is made of cheese and are a candleday cake...

Ergo cheesecake
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Yes you are right.



To display your correctness I have highlighted with big red arrows, in the above image, all the areas containing cayke!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
# At the risk of being unpopular....
You mean to say the cayke is a lie....?
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:06, archived)
# I'm seeing words...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:10, archived)
# Urk....
My fingers have failed me for the last time!
(I helped save b3ta! unsey a frizzy haired fruit since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:12, archived)
# Blinkin' eck!
I have managed to miss my candle day every year since I joined. Thank you for pointing it out.

Also, that is my kind of birthday cake. On nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Yam nit birfday cayke
tam birfday cheese!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Nice cheese! This is my cheese:
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# happy b3taday!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# ta and happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# HEY HEY HEY CANDLETIME
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:49, archived)
# You you're so last 13:44!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Fuck you and fuck your cheese.
In fact, I'll take your cheese but FUCK YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Aaaaaw
How can I stay mad at you when you say such sweet things!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Appy B3ta day mate
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:38, archived)
# hahaha
I bet you were one of those kids that spoilt it for everyone by entering the Blue Peter compo five times!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:43, archived)
# sadly (or not; not sure) Blue Peter was something I didn't grow up with
it was just the rye bread and herring for me. in a dank cellar
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:46, archived)
# You were lucky.
I 'ad Saturday Swap Shop!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Ha! Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# oy oy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha, nicely!
Minor TJ: If you donate by bank transfer, how long before you get your icon?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Never, it's all a con.
Rob is a Victorian Dandy in reality....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Mwahahahaha!
In truth, I have no idea whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# usually a few days or so..I wouldn't worry
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Ah, cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:54, archived)
# use paypal it's a lot less hastle
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Gah. Paypal.
Got an account yeeeears ago, forgot the details, can retrieve them, can't set up another account. On the plus side, it helps prevent me spending money I don't have, and Rob gets the entirety of my measly tenner, instead of losing a percentage to PayPal.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Have you told Rob you're donating via bank transfer, or in some way annotated the transaction so he knows it's from you?
Mind you, in your specific case I would advise against appending your username to the transaction - that would be misleading and possibly deeply damaging to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:54, archived)
# haha
not the first time he's had a statement in for crystal meth
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
*signs up new account under the name "Kid rapery" and sends bank transfer*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:55, archived)
# The world fair swims with possibilities.
Tactical Nuke
Eastern European Sex Slave
Contract Assassination
Maddie

etc
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Only took mine a few hours to appear though i used paypal
Have heard of some people waiting a few days.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahah! ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:51, archived)
# cheers sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 10 Sep 2009, 13:53, archived)