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# Hai guyz, Im new *waves*

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(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:11, archived)
# *weaves*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Ha, I do hope the world ends during the Olympics
that way, the people will have a chance of witnessing it on telly

Also, I've seen a trailer for that film in the cinema last weekend, and it looked like a good excuse to blow stuff up and shit. Always a good sign of some solid entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:15, archived)
# What film?
Why am I always the last person on fucking b3ta to be aware of anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)
# I only know about it because I was in a cinema last weekend

it's called 2012
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:19, archived)
# i saw tinkerbell and the lost treasure on the saturday just gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)
# I just checked out the trailer on the web
Aren't all the plonkers who got 2000 wrong used up for the demise of life? Their ilk keep shifting the fucking goalposts, the sad cunts

I need an immediate answer via the medium of telepathy to be convinced by their religious arguments
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 23:18, archived)
# because we like to keep you in the dark
and call you a mushroom when you can't hear us
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)
# patrick swaze died attempting to make love to a whale in the thames.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)
# phwoar!
The randy git, what a way to pop it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Yep,
Like 'Dam square on New Years Eve.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)
# That is fucking mental
Did you do all the hard work?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)
#
This is the original
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Rah
this looks very dramatic and stuff, what pray is the human race up against now?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Actually don't reply
it's obvious earth, and our cities, have been mysteriously transformed into giant bits of lego

Hollywood could imagine nothing more sinister
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:22, archived)
# I Think
God nipped out but left the oven on or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)
# Well it was always on the cards wasn't it?
Needing a day of rest indicates certain obvious frailties and limitations in the cooking department; vaporising the dinosaurs wasn't the best precedent
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
# I managed to get into a conversation with a six year old girl about dinosaurs
She asked me why the bones couldn't be put into the ground by god, as a means to test us.

The perfect echo of her parents, that.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# Hahahahah
Dude, you have no idea how sinister an online comment such as: "I managed to get into a conversation with a six year old girl about dinosaurs" sounds...

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I realised that after I posted it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Ha!
My old man is a Vicar and has an MSc. He finds no contradiction in that whatsoever and is refreshingly cynical with 'theorists' of all types. He also told Sue Perkin off on Countryfile, though not sure that adds to the discussion. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:46, archived)
# I was trying to get around their attitude

I could write a long story here about my theories, but I will go to bed soon. Let's just say that I failed so far.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:53, archived)
# You cannot go wrong in life
quoting Sue Perkin off Countryfile
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Yes
And by yes, I mean no. The original poster is here If anyone needs it without the numbers, give me a shout.
(Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:20, archived)
# this passes muster
i like apocalyptic london.
good noob.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:17, archived)
# I was initially excited by the prospect.
Got Mildly confused when I couldnt find out what film it was.

Then saw this after finding out and immediately gave up hope of it even being mildly watchable under considerable doping:
"Directed by Roland Emmerich. With John Cusack, Woody Harrelson, Thandie Newton"
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Why wont b3ta let me use the EMPHASIS tag!!
Fucking nazi websites.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:25, archived)
# Yeah, the bastards
what can possibly go wrong with emphasis?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Agreed
true dat.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
# Word.
^ This.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
# And possibly also STRONG

Although as a professional lazy person, I can see why most people prefer B, even though it's deprecated years ago
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# Hello new person
Pull up a kitten and so on.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)