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[challenge entry] Cheap and nasty
Say what you like about the seaside...



...but the people of Weymouth will defend their famous seafront Jubilee Cock till the last.

From the Seaside Amusements challenge. See all 187 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 4:37, archived)
#
atlas.imagemagician.com/images/gracielouwho/cockwooyay.gif
edit: changed to link because I don't think it's nice to leave cocks around for people at work
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 4:41, archived)
# You're so cocky!
That w/y always disturbed me!
(Kimbo, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 4:42, archived)
# me too!
I'm getting used to it now though it seems.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 4:44, archived)
# I did it on a day
that everyone else had done cartoon cocks, and was rather
disturbed by how well it turned out for the amount of time I
put into it. Also later by the angle I chose to draw it from.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 4:45, archived)
# It's awefully
bushy!
Someone needs a trim.
Why are guys so petrified of doing that, by the way? (Sorry threadjack)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 26 Mar 2003, 4:47, archived)
# razor burn is not funny.
nor is follicutlitus (where you shave to close..get in grown hairs that then go septic under the epidermous)

last time i shave my legs for a drag party i tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 4:51, archived)
# I've shaved many a male leg
the best approach is to trim off as much hair as you possibly can, and then use a womans leg razor (daisy razors are the best, but I don't know if you can get them outside the US) to get the rest.

Personally, though, I like a little fuzz. If I wanted to be with someone smooth and soft I'd have a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 4:56, archived)
# Interestingly,
the practice of women shaving their legs is a relatively recent (20th Centure) phenomenon.

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leg_shaving
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 5:01, archived)
# Yeah I wasn't talking about shaving legs
But I didn't mean shave all the short n curlies off either, just a little trim. So it's not all frazzled and out of control.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Wed 26 Mar 2003, 5:03, archived)
# just put a pair of speedos on it
and cut away the excess
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 5:07, archived)
# I stand by my previously stated preference for fuzz.
(in men, I shave)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 5:09, archived)
# is that your equivalent to the American motto
In God We Trust?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 5:10, archived)
# shut up
I hate you
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 5:13, archived)
#
(that's a yes)
(Cheril, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 5:15, archived)
# chut up!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 5:33, archived)
# lalalalala
I can't hear you
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 5:47, archived)
# I said
"Why don't you clean out my ear"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 6:27, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 6:39, archived)
# ok I'll see you there in 10 minutes
I'll wear white, so as not to clash with the room.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 6:46, archived)
# It's been longer than 10
I'm not waiting anymore
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 8:14, archived)
# that's the first time i've had complaints about taking too long
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 9:10, archived)
# News from the travel agent:
www.yamasa.org/japan/english/destinations/aichi/tagata_jinja.html
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 4:50, archived)
# :-O
ouch
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 4:53, archived)
# I feel
strangely aroused.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 4:57, archived)
# haha!
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Wed 26 Mar 2003, 5:03, archived)