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# I'd like to see an enormous battenberg
flatten Wayne Rooney
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:28, archived)
# THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:29, archived)
# One of our office cunts
had his birthday today.

No one likes him... but today he bought in mini battenburgs...

He's still a twat though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Brought.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# shut up
that's why ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Sorry, it just annoys me so much!
My best friend doesn't get the difference and I wanna punch him all the time for it! But he's in Scotland, so I can't, so he's lucky! Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:34, archived)
# I knwo the difference
but I';m a crap speller and have fat pudgy fingers

hence my web0-based discourse often comes across as goobledegook
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Hahaha I love this story!
"I'll eat your cakes, chum, but I won't wish you happy birthday, ya cunt!"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)
# thats pretty much it
but it wasn't just me, so I don't feel bad
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Wayne Rooney is a cock! (Proof below)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 16 Sep 2009, 15:31, archived)