There are 15 possible symptoms of alcohol poisoning.It really pisses me off when I hear the girls in the office saying that they thought their drinks were spiked last night because they felt different to how they normally feel when they've poisoned themselves with alcohol.
No you silly bints, you just drank too much and it just so happened that on that occasion you happened to have a different set of 5 or 6 of those symptoms to the 5 or 6 you normally get.
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Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:40,
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No you silly bints, you just drank too much and it just so happened that on that occasion you happened to have a different set of 5 or 6 of those symptoms to the 5 or 6 you normally get.
I get that one alot.I wouldn't mind, but it's the hair on my back.
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Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:43,
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do the lumps stop you sleeping?
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:49,
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I tell you,it may seem funny to "superman" a hoe, but it stops being funny when you're on the receiving end of it.
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Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:51,
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This is mostly true unfortunatelyIt saddens me because being raped is a very serious issue and now it just a fucking joke about women who drink too much then bleat on because they didn't act responsibly after getting drunk which is what alcohol does!
I like a drink but I won't let myself get drunk - what's the point of throwing up good alcohol or waking up next to some ugly looking goatfucker of a bloke!
(I like a drink but I won't let myself get drunk - what's the point of throwing up good alcohol or waking up next to some ugly looking goatfucker of a bloke!
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:49,
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Well from the ugly goatfucker's point of viewthat is the point.
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Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:50,
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I'm sure there are lots of lovely goatswho would happily date them... lol
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