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(votemike, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)

Hang on,

I thought school had started again...?

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The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)

sponsered?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)

Is it still Tuesday? I hadn't noticed.

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)

A study done by the NHS of 10,000 women found that over 85% of women

who went to hospital claiming their drinks had been spiked had traces of ecstasy or cannabis in their system.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)

So?

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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:03, archived)

So if you want to score, go to the hospital.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 13:39, archived)

Isnt it supposed to say "Dont claim rape for publicity"?

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)

Also,

Surely 'spikey' would be to promote spiking? I'm not condoning spiking I'm just finding fault in the OP's post.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)

I had to Google it

apparently, it's a bottle stopper, to stop you being spiked.

No explanation of why you couldnt just take the stopper out though

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:26, archived)

My thoughts exactly

and it only works when you use a straw and only gays drink alcohol through a straw.

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:28, archived)

errrr, I think it's supposed to be used by women...

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:30, archived)

I think he just did a "reveal" moment there ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:32, archived)

Why'd they want to avoid getting raped?

Its like a one night thing, and they'll never want to see you ever again. It's a win win situation.

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:33, archived)

-.-

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:34, archived)

Plus,

if they've been drugged they won't even feel anything anyway. I don't see what the problem is.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:36, archived)

He's still talking about the gays you know ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:38, archived)

"if they've been drugged they won't even feel anything anyway."

They wouldn't even need to be drugged with me then.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)

I think it's extremely sexist

to suggest only ladies get raped

And anyway, men get their drinks spiked as well, 'for a laugh'

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)

No,

he's suggesting that only ladies want to avoid getting raped. That's not the same thing.

Anyway, straight men drink out of pint glasses.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:41, archived)

I even drink tea out of a pint glass

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:47, archived)

I drink out of a tankard.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:48, archived)

Also it doesnt really show much trust on the woman's part does it?

"Here is the drink you asked for"
"Wait, let me put this in before I drink it"
"What is it?"
"Its in case you decide to rape me"
"goodbye"

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Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:29, archived)

And if I were date raping a women, it would be in her drink waybefore she even first touched it to put the daft fucking lid on it.

Hypothetically obviously.

Ahem.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:32, archived)

But that would require somekind of brain power

the likes of which is unimaginable ;)

Best way not to have you drinks spiked is not to get so fucking drunk you wouldn't know anyway, plus never leave your drink unattended.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:31, archived)

There are 15 possible symptoms of alcohol poisoning.

It really pisses me off when I hear the girls in the office saying that they thought their drinks were spiked last night because they felt different to how they normally feel when they've poisoned themselves with alcohol.

No you silly bints, you just drank too much and it just so happened that on that occasion you happened to have a different set of 5 or 6 of those symptoms to the 5 or 6 you normally get.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:40, archived)

No. 3 - Spunk in hair

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)

I get that one alot.

I wouldn't mind, but it's the hair on my back.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:43, archived)

do the lumps stop you sleeping?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)

I tell you,

it may seem funny to "superman" a hoe, but it stops being funny when you're on the receiving end of it.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:51, archived)

This is mostly true unfortunately

It saddens me because being raped is a very serious issue and now it just a fucking joke about women who drink too much then bleat on because they didn't act responsibly after getting drunk which is what alcohol does!

I like a drink but I won't let myself get drunk - what's the point of throwing up good alcohol or waking up next to some ugly looking goatfucker of a bloke!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:49, archived)

Well from the ugly goatfucker's point of view

that is the point.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:50, archived)

I'm sure there are lots of lovely goats

who would happily date them... lol

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:52, archived)

Goats are noble and dignified animals.

Plus, they tend to use eHarmony.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:56, archived)

^ agreed

"Rape is not a fucking joke"

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:11, archived)

well i find the phrase "Spikey, dont get raped" rather disturbing

makes it sound like it's telling somebody called Spikey to avoid getting raped.

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:27, archived)

Dave?

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:29, archived)

...uh?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)

dozy bint

she doesn't know the difference beween being raped and fucking someone to advance their career.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)

Is it rape if you write her a cheque and it bounces?

Or is it just obtaining services by deception?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:28, archived)

How about if you just leave an I.O.U postit note on her forhead?

(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:31, archived)

It's better than leaving the used nodder on her head I guess.

(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:33, archived)

my missus hates that

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:42, archived)

I know

she tells me off about it all the time.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)

In her case

it'd be caving by deception

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:01, archived)