The board's gone weird...so I'll share with you the email I've just recieved...
Our company now has to comply with 'Tone of Voice Guidelines'
(Our company now has to comply with 'Tone of Voice Guidelines'
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:11,
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As long as it's a sexy tone, I don't see anything wrong with this
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:13,
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If by sexy you mean corporatethen yes
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:16,
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Fuck knows...the accompanying 'handy sized' PDF was just words placed in a lovely corporate style.
It's basically saying we should all 'talk' the same way in communication (spoken, written etc).
In other words, act like a bunch of manager-speak corporate robots.
I hate my job
(It's basically saying we should all 'talk' the same way in communication (spoken, written etc).
In other words, act like a bunch of manager-speak corporate robots.
I hate my job
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:16,
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^this^it gets more and more like Inatech daily
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:25,
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to think of a corporate phrase which is seemingly innocuousbut actually means "eat shit and die"
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Joliet,
Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:20,
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Just walk in to HR and in your best robot voice announce"This work unit finds the new tone of voice 'guidelines' ridiculous, patronising and vaguely crypto-fascist. This work unit cannot comply.'
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:22,
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When they give you a job you really don't want to do, sayError: unrecognised or incomplete command line
( Joliet,
Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:24,
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Ooooo better idea...create some 'Treating your co-workers like grown, adult, human beings guidelines' and email them around.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on,
Wed 23 Sep 2009, 14:27,
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