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# 'In this weeks episode, I'm going to stick you to your seat and you will buy a car '

Using his freakin' mind tricks & subtle subliminal messaging, Derren get's millions for boosting Toyota car sales!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:39, archived)
# There are probably cunts working in advertising doing the sort of shit he does to some extent.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I rather like Derren Brown.
EDIT: By which of course I meant,

Folks in a town that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:41, archived)
# GLUE TUESDAY!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:42, archived)
# he don't stick me to no sofa!
Motherfucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Friday night, almost 10!
Half of the nation are usually "Jim-Royally" stuck there already?
Suggest they remain there and don't fight it.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I predict the thing he's going to make everyone think about is a submarine
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:45, archived)
# why prodge?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# because it's full of sea-men
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Don't think of a house or a cat, that's what everyone thinks
Let you mind sink lower... beneath the... see whatever is
new... clear. It's all about you-but try...dent

THINK OF A SUBMARINE YOU BUNCH OF CUNTS

easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Are you Criss Angel?
You're fucking with my mind man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:52, archived)
# ^heh

the giraffe thing he did was right clever :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I already have a car.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:48, archived)
# But do you really?
Or do you only think TOYOTA car?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:51, archived)
# ...i...TOYOTA...don't... need....TOYOTA...
...a...damn...TOYOTA....car!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I have a friend called Darren Brown
his parents know how to spell
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Derren Brown's parents knew how to spell Darren too
he's mispelt his own name...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 16:09, archived)