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[challenge entry] Knife-weilding Jesus caught by angel in mid-asphyxiation of semi naked male.

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(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:07, archived)
# angel-slap!
fuck, yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:09, archived)
# Arf! Nice slappy motionz
excuse me, I'm going to repost a load of random shit because I'm bored and lazy:
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:10, archived)
# This explains Michael Hutchins' death
wait... that's no Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:10, archived)
# I like her flashing Hitler tash
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:11, archived)
# THWACK THWACK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:12, archived)
# Ewww
Are you playing with yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:24, archived)
# No criticism of the image, but a correction of the subject matter...
It's actually a knife wielding Abraham who is about to kill his son Isaac. He doesn't go through with it. It's from Genesis.
(xone62, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)