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[challenge entry] *may not contain apple.


EDIT: I'd like to dedicate the post to nic the lurker. Gowarn! Make a first post I dare ya!

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:55, archived)
# I don't adam and eve it!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:57, archived)
# What are these people doing in the bushes?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:57, archived)
# sexeh time!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Looking for their prosthetic legs
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Their feet are woodlice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:59, archived)
# dogging
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Ah, McDonalds... the original sin
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 8:58, archived)
# God - Adam was made from dust
god "I am going to make woman"
adam "You going to make her with dust too?"
god "Nah, one of your ribs innit!"
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)
# It's ironic really
She was made from one of his ribs and for every more he kept trying to bone her.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Hahahah "WHO ATE MY QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE AND LARGE FRIES? ADAM, EVE, DO YOU KNOW?!?!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:04, archived)
# MMMMmmmmmmm
/likes McDonalds every now and then blog (especially with a hangover blog)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:06, archived)
# For Breakfast I would agree
but Burger King burgers are better

But KFC wins all
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I'll have to dissagree on the breakfasts
but Kentucky wins every time! What can be better than a whole bucket of southern fried bits of chicken, chips and beans?!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)
# FUCK YEH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I have eatne McDonalds a total of 3 times this year
and two of those have been in the last week
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# I'm about 4 times a year at most
usually to curb a hangover long enough for a 2 hours bus journey back home
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)
# lurker post :P
Lurkers don't post we lurk
(niknak_wak, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Lurker!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)
# IT SPEAKS!
Ladles and jellyspoons 4 years, 9 months and 25 days and her first post!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)
# You mean....
it's a girl?

I look forward to many crap posts with many replies

/bitter, twisted and poorly
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)
# yeah a girls with real hair and girl germs!
you ill Mr. Bawls?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Been better, aye :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# are your piles playing you up again?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:20, archived)
# *passes speculum*
sort him out Ghosty!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:36, archived)
# that must have hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I do not have piles!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:53, archived)
# I had piles once
some cream sorted them right out
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# I SEE YOU. I SEE YOU THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:10, archived)
# THERE IT IS!
*Piles-on*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:12, archived)
# She has a child called Fishfinger you know?
what was she thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Has the child got ginger hair? A la breadcrumbs?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Nope. Don't be cruel. So suffers enough from being Welsh!
nic says:
i expect a fishfinger baby mash now please
riverghost says:


:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Argh! A lurker! *Climbs up on chair and hikes up black-mama dress* "THOOOMMMAAAAASSSS!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hahaha
The mind-picture that conjured up was incredible :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Hotter than the sun!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:28, archived)
# That's coz it pure molten sugar:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 9:31, archived)