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# Wouldn't that start the howling in the USA.
Median is like 165kg now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:35, archived)
# There was that asian airline
That wanted all passengers to go to the toilet before flying. Apparently saves quite a bit of weight...

Also - my newest sketch:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:38, archived)
# I believe it was china airlines
Apparently, if most passengers did a quick weewee before boarding the plane, the total weight difference would be about 100kgs, saving a significant amount of fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Ace as always.
Might be some additional savings by forced vomiting too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Oh christ.
Compulsory enemas at the airport, with the aircraft run off of the methane gas produced. Cheap, green and gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Hey this is excellent work!
He looks kind of mean though. Bit if a bully, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Ta!
No idea of temperament, but it's a Toucan Barbet.
I'm part way through drawing the second photo on this page now:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/laughingkookaburra.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 9:20, archived)
# seen a king parrot yet?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Yep!
Saw a few on the first weekend over at Bicentennial Park. Nice birds, those.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Fantastic source photo. Good work on that.
How long do the sketches take, do you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Some take an hour, others days.
Sometimes I get 'the fear' and can't touch a picture for a month before carrying on. Other days, I race through one. No way of telling until I start...
I was quite lucky with the source pic - they were too busy watching me to fly off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Reminds me of some photos I took of a Bali Starling at the zoo.

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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Stupid looking cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# The rest of the cat is hiding behind the branch.
That's it's paw, with a little beak glued on.
It uses it to lure female birds so it can eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Shut up, Canada
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 9:04, archived)