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# Gah. It's no good. I'll have to spam the board.
Here goes...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:32, archived)
# Wouldn't that start the howling in the USA.
Median is like 165kg now.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:35, archived)
# There was that asian airline
That wanted all passengers to go to the toilet before flying. Apparently saves quite a bit of weight...

Also - my newest sketch:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:38, archived)
# I believe it was china airlines
Apparently, if most passengers did a quick weewee before boarding the plane, the total weight difference would be about 100kgs, saving a significant amount of fuel.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Ace as always.
Might be some additional savings by forced vomiting too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Oh christ.
Compulsory enemas at the airport, with the aircraft run off of the methane gas produced. Cheap, green and gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Hey this is excellent work!
He looks kind of mean though. Bit if a bully, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 9:16, archived)
# Ta!
No idea of temperament, but it's a Toucan Barbet.
I'm part way through drawing the second photo on this page now:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds/laughingkookaburra.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 9:20, archived)
# seen a king parrot yet?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Yep!
Saw a few on the first weekend over at Bicentennial Park. Nice birds, those.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Fantastic source photo. Good work on that.
How long do the sketches take, do you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Some take an hour, others days.
Sometimes I get 'the fear' and can't touch a picture for a month before carrying on. Other days, I race through one. No way of telling until I start...
I was quite lucky with the source pic - they were too busy watching me to fly off.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Reminds me of some photos I took of a Bali Starling at the zoo.

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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Stupid looking cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# The rest of the cat is hiding behind the branch.
That's it's paw, with a little beak glued on.
It uses it to lure female birds so it can eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:35, archived)
# Shut up, Canada
:)
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Heh
Gotta ask, is this real?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:45, archived)
# I give it a year until it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:50, archived)
# Hey. Hey no.
There's no space in front of exclamation marks. So stop it. Stop it stop it stop it stop it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Not me - it's the font.
For some reason, it leaves a gap between the last character and the exclamation. And I couldn't be arsed to bring them in closer by hand...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:49, archived)
# I'm watching you, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 8:51, archived)
# Yes, there is a space
after AND before a mark in several part, like ; : ! ? etc...

(at least in French Image hosted by uppix.net )
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:05, archived)
# I hate that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Pfffft! Too soon, man, too soon
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)
# that bloke from Ryanair was on Watchdog last week
I have never seen such a smug arrogant bastard in my life.

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Not even this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Pffft! as smug as a nine bob note.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Far from screwing anyone,
to me this sounds like the fairest possible way of charging for air travel. Make people pay for what they use.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)
# If ryanair just charged the total amount with all the crap included
like taxes / toilet use/ luggage etc, they would still be the cheapest airline by a mile and people wouldn't feel ripped off by them.

trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Nope.
Aer Fungus flayed the arse off Ryanair prices for the last few flights I wanted and went to proper airports, not cow fields 4,937 nautical miles from where I wanted to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I think this is a very good way of doing it.
It'd give business people more incentive to lose weight, too :D
If somebody eats twice their weight in lard every week, that's their own fault.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Don't give the bastards ideas, k?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 4 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)