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# poor steven
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# pfff!
i was thinking hawking, wind and fire
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# If I illegally enter Stephen Hawking, am I
a rapist or a hacker?
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Hahahahahaha, fucking hell


Well it would certainly feel like it if he was on fire anyway.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Either way they'll love you on 4chan
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Dunno but if written correctly it might win a QOTW contest.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Do you have a firewire connection?
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:46, archived)
# haha busted.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# What would you use as lube,
castrol gtx?
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# Soy sauce.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# don't bother, it dries out too quickly
and turns to black, salty crust.
apparently...
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# oh my dark oriental god...
you've fucking done it.
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# no i haven't!
that trip to casualty was for a burn, honestly!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# BULLSHIT!
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# no, that was another time
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# A friction burn
Smelled like a fire in a chinese take away, I'll bet
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:00, archived)
# his won tons were a bit red
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# ye gods! soy sauce...
I bet that tastes salty.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:02, archived)
# still better than other salty substances
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# you're talking about marmite,
right?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# marmite is nyom
i've got 2 jars of it in the cupboard
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I never leave home
without it... :)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:12, archived)
# i leave it at home, like a beefy watchdog
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# no, piss.
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
no, but i do it anyway, because it's sterile and i like the taste
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:13, archived)
# it's too salty
for crows... PEE-ORA! (etc...)

hey, isn't that a Maori word?
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# the closest i could find
was a jewellery site called peora
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# the internet
is a strange and wonderful place... :)
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:21, archived)
# it is
that's why i spend most of my time here
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:24, archived)
# well, pi ora could conceivably (though not literally) mean a healthy baby bird
"kia ora" means be well and it can be used for everything from hello to thank you.
 
(, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# I want to know why Blade is approaching with caution.
Is Prof Steve a vampire as well?
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# damn, i want to watch blade now
(, Mon 5 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)