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# hahahha! how mad :D
good ol' Zero Mostel!

ningles everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Ningles Steve.
Question for the morning - if you were a central heating firm, would you choose a cold-blooded animal as your corporate identity?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:30, archived)
# yes, because the 12.30 from Doncaster has been diverted to Crewe
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Where was it going to originally?

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Cheltenham
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Some would say that's a lucky escape.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:40, archived)
# indeed
But I'm in Leeds, and nowhere near a Train Station

What do I do now?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# you know you're in Leeds and nowhere near a train station
you're already two facts up on me
edit: I don't care that I misread that
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# build a small fire to keep warm, make a compass out of a small container or water, a piece of paper and a slightly magnetised pin
harvest some local berries, and hunt down a local. Skin and cook.

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)
# > Fuck Gandalf
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Go West.
Pick up rock. Use rock on car window. Use car. That should get you past the 'Leeds' level but I still haven't worked out how to complete the 'Prison' mission.
(I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Yes, because sharks have no necks.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:33, archived)
# But the caged whale knows nothing of the mighty deeps
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)
# A succinct and relevant point. I bow to your almighty knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# There's a driving school near me
that advertises crash courses.

*facepalms*

NING!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)
# I'd choose Basingstoke
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)
#
choose bomb
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:42, archived)
# hahaha silly person
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# it made me laff
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:45, archived)
# yes, because someone swiped my pick-er-nik basket.
edit: actually, I think it isn't to bad an idea - it's cold an has to jkeep warm , so use their central heating.. There is logic behind it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:35, archived)
# JESSIE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:37, archived)
# *Whump Whump Whump Whump* I'm a HELECOPTER!
nings freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I know but it was one of these things like the Metrotravel cogs where my inner geek just leapt out at me and shouted "WRONG"!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:39, archived)
# heheh, I know what you mean :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# why not?
Iguanas need areas that have a steady heat source
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9726711
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# it's not 'wrong' just because you say it is
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Yes it is.
In a very subjective manner I'll admit.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:47, archived)
# must be great to have nothing else to fucking worry about
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# What side of whose bed did you get out of this morning Mr. Grumpypants?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:52, archived)
# yer maws
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Ah the timeless classic.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:59, archived)
# "Free Iguana with your boiler installation"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:41, archived)
# "Free Surprise Iguana with your boiler Installation"
"'ere! Geoff, there's a bloody great big lizard in the airing cupboard and he won't let me have a clean towel!"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Mr. Lizard...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Perhaps they're pushing solar panels and hence used a lizard who derives heat from the sun
Or perhaps the guys who set it up just thought iguanas were supercool, YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 9:49, archived)
# i also
wondered this
(Trull, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)