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# Are you here as part of your training?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:09, archived)
# what's that supposed to mean?
...and where do you live?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:15, archived)
# Oh man I've just coated my finger in superglu, fuck
Help guys it feels weird.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:19, archived)
# STOP TYPING
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:22, archived)
# it's just a good thing that his fingers were stuck to the
OHMANIVEJUSTCOATEDMYFINGERINSUPERGLUEFUCK keys
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Yeah, that was pretty lucky.
By all rights they should be stuck to his penis.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:44, archived)
# LOL I JUST SPAT CHICKEN ALL OVER MY MONITOR!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:25, archived)
# Eurgh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I JUST EJECTED COFFEE FROM ALL MY ORIFICES OVER ALL MY SENSITIVE EQUIPMENT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I AM JAMMING RICE IN BETWEEN THE KEYS OF MY KEYBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:56, archived)
# STOP WASTING CHICKEN
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:04, archived)
# You have pretty eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:33, archived)
# No, I'm on here because the only things to entertain me in this room are a kettle and a pile of women's magazines.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:20, archived)
# we're happy to rate at least one notch above women's magazines :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
# ...unless he's read them all already
Hmmmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:26, archived)
# I may have flicked through a couple of them.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Wank off into the kettle,
using the womens magazines as wank fodder! That's totally what I would do!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:34, archived)
# Is that why my tea tastes funny?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Ha!
I wish I could spunk all the way to Birmingham!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Best superpower ever.
You could wear a cape and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I dunno,
I wouldn't wanna burst a hole in the cape if a breeze caught it on the vinegar strokes....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Fair point.
Maybe just a cool mask like Batman then.

You'd need a superhero name too.
Something like 'Captain Jizzesfuckingmiles' only less shit.
And maybe a masked sidekick who follows you round with a box of tissues.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I shall call myself:
SPUNKTOBRUMAN!

I am totally gonna make him an outfit now and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)
# But that implies you can only spunk to Brum, no matter where on the planet you are. Possibly even if you're in space.
How would that help you fight crime?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)