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# no one should get credit for 'let's combine the best two things on b3ta: porn and movie posters!!'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:29, archived)
# with a dash of star wars
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:30, archived)
# carrie fisher looks too fake nowadays. Why can't people age gracefully?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# yeah with their ankles up behind their ears
erin gray's gone the way of the esther too :(
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)
# and some pretty red ribbon tying their hands together.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
Although I may just be a little bitter that I failed to get an FP despite owning the popular page.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:32, archived)
# THE ONLY REASON I POST HERE IS TO GET FRONT PAGED. IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
That's you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# YES. Having front pages is extremely important to me.
If I get enough then I will be able to quite my stupid job and make a living selling T-shirts with my art on.

As soon as I figure out a way to get animated GIFs of cocks onto T-shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Re: Animated cock GIFs
...if Cyberdog can do it...

shop.cyberdog.net/product/2506/LIGHT_SS_EQUALIZER

shirley you can too?

(call me shirley. It's OK.)
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 15:05, archived)
# O HAI SHEEP
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# I don't have a neck. I'm a shark.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Oh, where are YOUR front pages Ttssattsr?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Another thing that is making me angry is I want a micro-pig but can't afford one..
and yet Rupert Grint gets to have a micro-pig and I bet he treats it really badly and has sex with it and stuff.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6267381/Micro-pigs-with-a-hefty-price-tag.html
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)
# buy a real pig.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I suppose I could buy a real pig and call it Rupert Grint.
And then every day I could kick it in the face to take out my frustration.
After several years of this it would probably even end up looking like him.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
this wins.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:42, archived)
# yes
then kill it at christmas.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 13:41, archived)