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# Just run the Birmingham Half Marathon
...and the medal features Matthew Boulton showing two gentlemen his massive cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Tunstall, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:37, archived)
# He appears to be pointing out some specific detail on the lower shaft.
I wonder what it is. My money is on an embarrassing birth-mark.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:39, archived)
# The two guys are tattoo artists...
...and he's asking them for a nice tat of his home town of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:36, archived)
# They look impressed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:40, archived)
# I'm not surprised
he's got 2 of them!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:45, archived)
# crotchtongue!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:41, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:42, archived)
# HAHAHA
reminds me of this
(nsfw )
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:44, archived)
# oh my god
:P i wanna be the pied piper
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
looks like something Chris Morris would make.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I love the soundtrack
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:49, archived)
# What the FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# hahaha, that is blood ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Iz dat reel?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# That's seriously mental.
Top work..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Fucking hell!
I hope no dirty bitches walk by.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Penises larger than mine are offensive
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:04, archived)
# pffffft
Wish they had taken this photo from the same angle en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Boulton,_Watt_and_Murdoch.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Aha!
Now it makes sense.

BTW, I've just spotted what look like movement lines at the very tip of the penis. Perhaps he's waggling it at the gentleman on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! Tunstall, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 17:57, archived)
# oooh well done, that went near(ish) my house
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 18:02, archived)