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# Friends and I were just discussing who'd win
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:53, archived)
# the wasp
bruce lee is dead.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# But giant wasps don't exist either.
It would be like that classic Hong Kong kung fu film 'Rock vs Hard Place' or its sequal 'Immovable Object vs Lever of infinite length'
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I beg to differ.
THIS looks like a pretty giant was to me.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Tiny scorpion.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Tough one.
A long-decayed corpse versus a thing that doesn't exist.

Frankly, I'm stumped as to who would win, but I'd pay good money to see it.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:54, archived)
# how much ?
I need to get some numbers together for the Dragons den next month. I gots me an idea for a show.
(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Atleast £3
£1 for a commemorative program.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# hmm - I'll need £150,000 for a 15% share
I'm going to launch a dead chinese man at a huge platic bee.
It will be on boxing day. we'll use a 10m trebuchet and fling our bruce lee-a-like over the Thames.

Would you pay £.50 for a ticket?

(waxdart hello., Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Let me tell you where I am;
Ahm oot *Bannatynes*
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:09, archived)
# is it better
than the green hornet?
(radja, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:55, archived)
# considering there isn't a single wasp on the planet that can cope with an open window ("oh, I'll STILL fly into the glass, land on the 'sill and act like I'm spacking out")
I don't think Lee would have had much of a problem if it's just one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
# They may lack coordination
but they fight with a bestial barbaric rage that is difficult to defend against.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:11, archived)
# last week I was able to kill one that decided to invade the house with a 000 spotter paint brush.
ok, so it's autumn, and they're going a bit dopey, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Ah
but imagine the kind of brush you'd need to defeat one that was the size of a man.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Giant wasp stands no chance.
Bruce would fuck it up with one hand and then have a nice pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Apparently Bruce Lee's Mother in Law
was a big W.A.S.P. according to the film based on his life.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Oct 2009, 13:36, archived)