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# The Thinking Man's Crumpet
(thePontificator, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# hmmm the warm bready buttery whore-like crumpet is asking for it
And he sits there with his back turned....He must have Iron will power.....Unless he is deaf!
Then he needs:
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Crumpets + Pate' + grilled cheese = mega breakfast win
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# ooooh that sounds spesh
*mental notes*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Its fantastic
NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Crumpets dipped in soup
It's as if the holes were specifically designed to soak up the delicious tasty broth
(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:54, archived)
# !
We should do a short Crumpet recipe book, and flog it to the crumpet marketing board.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 15:01, archived)
# sign me up
*crumpets*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 15:12, archived)
# my god that sounds delicious
i'm actually drooling
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 13 Oct 2009, 15:38, archived)
# ARF!
..get'em on Dragon's Den--they'll sell like... ....'s
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Warm buns?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Oh noes!
Crumpets are for his tumbly not his ears! Someone needs to tell him now. NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Try shouting
He might (just) hear you through the fluffy bread.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:52, archived)
# now if that was a teacake
I wouldn't think twice
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
that's very silly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmm crumpets
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 13 Oct 2009, 14:46, archived)