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# That is painful :(
Poor kids!

Also, how was the wedding?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:47, archived)
# wedding went wonderfully
she turned up and everything!

Got to tell a very inappropriate joke during my speech.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:50, archived)
# Awesome! Congrats!
Now for the shit part, so I have heard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:52, archived)
# na, that'll come after a few months
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:53, archived)
# haha, so far so good
the joke? well, if you insist.

my two best men (it's the fashion) decided to take me to Amsterdam for my stag do. In the speech I thanked them for that, and for bringing me back. I then said
"whilst we were there, they clubbed together and got me a sweater...
I would have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but I couldn't complain."
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is officially my second favourite joke in a best mans speech :D

My mate came out with the line, not at my wedding,

"On the stag do we went to a wine tasting. I'll be honest with you, it's not the first time I've seen him with a Semillon...."
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I should credit Anthony J. Brown, the comedian
whose joke that was.

He is also responsible for the joke - I had a third of a mars bar the other day, All I wanted to do was rest.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:04, archived)
# hahah that's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# I've just stolen that joke.
For my Facebook status...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Shamefully this^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I've just added a video of his on links
www.b3ta.com/links/Anthony_J_Brown
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Haha, did the wife laugh at it?
Or look disapprovingly?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:57, archived)
# laughed,
I was worried that the in laws would either not get the clever word play or be horribly offended by it. I think it went down well with everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Was this the wedding booked for Sheffield Cathedral or am I mistaken?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 22:59, archived)
# it was indeed.
David Blunkett got married on the same day in Sheffield, but not in the Cathedral.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Very Classy :D
and Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:05, archived)
# thank you.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Wouldn't have mattered where he got married tho
But I did like his plug for hendersons when he was on the F word
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:06, archived)
# I don't recall
but I do recommend Henderson's with relish.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:07, archived)
# He made shepherds pie I think
But was like "oh I only use hendersons from sheffield"
Good man!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:09, archived)
# I have spoken with him when he visited my office
and got the impression he was an alright bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Henderson's Relish is the nectar of the gods
especially on pies :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Next time Im back in sheffers I think I'll have to get some
They don't sell it in Brum :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:15, archived)
# why not buy
buy the litre on line?
www.madeinsheffield.com/view_item.asp?ProductID=1198
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Because I havent been paid yet :(
And when I do I'll probably go back up to sheffield for a ski, and maybe a haircut as I dont know where I could trust around here
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I am shamed to admit that, though I was aware of it
I hadn't tried it until I was like 23, or something.

I blame the cumbrian mother, who wouldn't know of such things.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:16, archived)
# I'm 23 now and I've never heard of Henderson's relish
Sounds like American TV Bigfoot spunk.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:18, archived)
# well, it's time you bemace a man
www.hendersonsrelish.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:20, archived)
# it truly is, IT TRULY IS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# I want to try it :(
Please send me some Maiden :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Go up north and get some
It's only 2 and a half hours ont train
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:21, archived)
# I could send some but there is a website
www.madeinsheffield.com/view_item.asp?ProductID=1198
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Try it on Cheese on Toast nyom isn't the word for it :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:26, archived)
# SEND ME SOME! ;)
Is it like Worcestershire Sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Similar but it has a unique flavour
different to Worcestershire it's hard to expain - I like Both Lee and Peerin Worcestershire Sauce and Henderson's but they aren't the same things at all.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# I just went through to order some,
thinking that a litre for £6 was reasonable. Then they added the postage....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 23:42, archived)