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(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Powerpoint, the most unpowerful of all points
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:22, archived)
# I can't remember the last time I successfully stayed awake during a powerpoint presentation.
It's especially bad when they use that relaxing clouds background.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)
# I hate powerpoint presentations
People always put too much effort in to the slides then talk about bugger all. The slides are meant to be there to reinforce what you are talking about, not to show everything while you talk about drivel.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:28, archived)
# bullet point
bullet point
blah
bullet point
wipe transition
bullet point
fly in from below
bullet point
zzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# At my old job our boss actually played Simply the Best by Tina Turner at the end of the dullest company forcast meeting
It was one of the most cringe worthy moments ever haha
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:32, archived)
# You sure that wasn't David Brent?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:36, archived)
# no but very nearly and a year later 70% of us got made redundant now I work in a pet shop
(I helped save b3ta! Carian - Get all your loser heads up, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# If I have to do one I usually try to see how many obscene joke pictures I can put in.
It's useful because I can tell if people are concentrating by how much outrage I provoke.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:33, archived)
# I had to make one with snipers and crosshairs
for one of the world's largest tech companies

then they told me to take all the rifles out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Haha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 10:27, archived)