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# I don't get jokes.
I have asparagus syndrome :'( YOU INSENSITIVE CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# *googles Asparagus syndrome*
*self diagnoses*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Basically, it means you don't
get jokes and your wee smells.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# errrrrr.....ok
*backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# It's better than Assburgers syndrome....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jkBOU9etRA
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# it's not fair
I want asparagus syndrom and they won't let me

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Who's they?
Archie, Hedgey and the Illuminati?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# The asparagus
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I can see the fnords!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I can see the Vermicious Knids
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I see a field of snozzcumbers!
Willy Wonka
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Isn't that the BFG?
(and is it just me or is that chap from most haunted live with the shiney bald head the absolute spitter of the BFG - just with less hair in his ears?)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Sorry, I wrote BFG>Willy Wonka,
but obviously the silly html tags removed BFG :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# :D
I'll let you off - just this once mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Why thank you miss :)
Also, not seen Most Haunted live I am afraid.

Also, I watched the BFG at the weekend with my nephew. It is still uber woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar was always my favourite.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Time to immanentize the eschaton

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)