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[challenge entry] LH V1 and you are clear to land on runway 28
guten morgen London City, zankyou but ve don't need a runway


From the Corporate Logos That Tell The Truth challenge. See all 524 entries (closed)

(Zoidaroid, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:02, archived)
# oooh
Very clever.
I have just been reading about Ghost Rockets last night, so this is very apt too
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Hahahahaha Oooof that is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:03, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Haha

Lufthansa are actually quite good
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Yah, dis is vot ve must say or ve vill die in an orrible death.
(waxdart hello., Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# hahahahahha! genius :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I don't get this.
It is probably because of my asparagus syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:07, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-1_flying_bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I don't get jokes.
I have asparagus syndrome :'( YOU INSENSITIVE CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# *googles Asparagus syndrome*
*self diagnoses*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Basically, it means you don't
get jokes and your wee smells.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# errrrrr.....ok
*backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# It's better than Assburgers syndrome....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jkBOU9etRA
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:27, archived)
# it's not fair
I want asparagus syndrom and they won't let me

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Who's they?
Archie, Hedgey and the Illuminati?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# The asparagus
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I can see the fnords!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# I can see the Vermicious Knids
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I see a field of snozzcumbers!
Willy Wonka
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Isn't that the BFG?
(and is it just me or is that chap from most haunted live with the shiney bald head the absolute spitter of the BFG - just with less hair in his ears?)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Sorry, I wrote BFG>Willy Wonka,
but obviously the silly html tags removed BFG :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:44, archived)
# :D
I'll let you off - just this once mind!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Why thank you miss :)
Also, not seen Most Haunted live I am afraid.

Also, I watched the BFG at the weekend with my nephew. It is still uber woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:50, archived)
# The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar was always my favourite.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Time to immanentize the eschaton

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:38, archived)
# My gran said it was only the bomb with your name on that you had to worry about
This little gem terrified her neighbours; Mr & Mrs Doodlebug.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:09, archived)
# pfffft
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I must admit
I stole that from Paul Merton, from back in the early to mid 90's when he actually had his own tv show and did live shows and stuff, instead of just twisting what other people say on "Have I got News For You".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Have I got tiresome interjections for you
I used to like both Paul and Ian, but they both come off as smug politically disinterested populist cunts these days.
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Meh.
I was in stitches last Friday when Paul was doing his fish puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# He stole them from me


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:19, archived)
# Ha!
He just did it for the halibut ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEZG14eGmR8&feature=player_embedded
(Metalfish Hasn't had a sig since, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:25, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMWFqFJoF5w
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)
# HIGNFW is still good though
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha
And to think Mrs. Enola Gay was a highly regarded member of the Hiroshima community for years before that happened.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:11, archived)
# HA!
but now I have an OMD song going around my head
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Souvenir?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:15, archived)
# No, she came of her own accord
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:16, archived)
# woo
and click
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Blitztastic
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha! Great stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Hehehe
Spiffing!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 23 Oct 2009, 11:45, archived)