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[challenge entry] pikey arse parks

From the Corporate Logos That Tell The Truth challenge. See all 524 entries (closed)

(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Is it these guys who claim to have only one "Sale" a year?
That lasts like 50 weeks, or something?
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Sounds like certain bathroom salesrooms I know
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I like the phrase "pikey arse parks."
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:32, archived)
# they've only got sofas for
a) people with houses the size of Swindon
b) people who like sitting on giant versions of Swiss roll
c) people with more money than sense
d) people who complain that they've bought a beige sofa and the dog's shat on it (see also c))
e) people who are quite small
f) people who don't look at the 29.6% APR
g) Jeff Bridges
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:41, archived)
# My sofa is 0% apr
It doesn't look like a swiss roll
I'm not small
I don't have more money than sense and it was cheaper than everywhere else I looked.
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# you're exceedingly quiet on the subject of
a) Swindon
b) dogshit
c) Jeff Bridges
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I don't have a dog
I live in a bungalow
He's awesome in Iron Man
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:48, archived)
# now I am satisifed
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:49, archived)
# To be fair
I looked around at the kind of sofa I wanted, DFS had it cheap then took 3 months to deliver it, so I'm not singing their praises.
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:50, archived)
# 0% until when,
you fail to make a payment on time? Someone posted on QOTW how they worked for a company who offered 0% finance, their job was to analyse all your credit history to judge when they send reminders, it was most likely for you to miss a payment.
Whilst you maybe good with your finances, many are not.
DFS do not sell sofas they sell credit disguised as sofas. Which is why the sofas tend to be quite poorly made.
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:51, archived)
# I bought a DFS sofa once
It was so poorly designed that after about a week the sitting bit had sunk because of the way the bolts attached it to the sides.

I had to fix it with 6 lolly sticks. True story.
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:43, archived)
# tell me again, human
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I bought a D...
oh never mind
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 12:59, archived)
#
But it MUST end this Sunday!!
(, Tue 27 Oct 2009, 13:35, archived)