
donning my devil mask for a pre-halloween bash. some children just knocked on my window asking for candy and i told them (lightheartedly of course) that i didn't have any, plus they're a day too early. they continued to demand, so i closed the door and turned the light off. to this very minute they're still knocking...
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:33,
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Not a kebab.
3 quid for chips, chicken burger (with cheese), and 3 chicken strips.
Fucking fantastic
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:39,
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3 quid for chips, chicken burger (with cheese), and 3 chicken strips.
Fucking fantastic

At the bottom of my road, at the local chicken place, they do 8 chicken wings and chips for £1.50. WIN!
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:44,
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as the staff there are a bit retarded.
I gave them a tenner, and they gave me 3.40 change, so I said I gave you a tenner mate, and he gave me a fiver aswell, so lots of chicken for not much money :D
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:52,
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I gave them a tenner, and they gave me 3.40 change, so I said I gave you a tenner mate, and he gave me a fiver aswell, so lots of chicken for not much money :D

Does your nose, which resembles a mutant strawberry, smell like a sweaty scrotum?
Love,
Peoples of the internet.
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:34,
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Love,
Peoples of the internet.

No one is every too keen to hear what I have to say, so I doubt many people will care to read it summarised to 128 words.
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Fri 30 Oct 2009, 23:40,
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