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# Ha ha ha!
That episode of Dr Strangelove was great!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# JUST FOR YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# NO MAN! THIS IS NOT THE PICTURE I WANT DRAWN!
Will you draw the picture I tell you to or not? It will not involve dinosaurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# bollocks! everything should have dinosaurs in it!
stop bitching and get what you're given!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# OK,
I shall concede one dinosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# you'll concede the fucking lot and like it!
you're hankering for a spankering, boyo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# No wait.
That is.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# it puts the lotion on its skin
or else it gets arse-raped again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# That episode of Silence of the Lambs
wasn't hilarious at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# c'mon, precious
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I can smell your cunt!
Which reminds me, I need to go to Billingsgate tomorrow! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# damn!
i just had a shower, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Did you shower in the brine of a million Tuna tins?
*hopes for that to be his quote*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# no, but i did douse myself liberally in eau de pilchard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# No I won't :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# don't make me have to hurt you
in a sexy way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I drew him Cheers in dinosaur format just for him, Smash :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# it's not your fault, my little love
he's just spoilt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Now THAT'S
the sort of woman I need.
Ruflruflrufl
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# are you that eager to be sexed to death amd mentally tortured?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# You're making this sound better and better.
www.b3ta.com/board/9773353
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# you're a naughty boy
you need punishing
*digs out pvc gear and special toys*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# And I thought a night in on a Friday would be boring!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# i can bore you if you want
i have the tools for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# This is really awesome or really bad.
You decide!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# well, it's putting me in a rampant mood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# I'll fetch the rope...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# don't worry, i've got plenty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# D: FINE!
But please bare in mind that I only have a laptop touchpad to draw it with.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# OK, well here goes.
I want you to draw a picture of Sam from Cheers headbutting a brick wall with his giant forehead and breaking it whilst Norm from Cheers uses Carla from Cheers head as a rigby ball. There shall be one dinosaur in the background. He shall be sitting in Norms chair at Cheers as Norm is busy playing sports, as previously described. You may include Diane from Cheers and Cliff from Cheers if you like, but you must NOT under any circumstance include Paul from Cheers as he is evil.

Oh also, Coach from Cheers should totally be on the phone in Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Ok.
But I'll have to look up who all those people are.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# This contains an intact brick wall.
The dinosaur is not sitting in Norms chair. Also, I can not see Coach from Cheers on the phone. This is also not drawn. Finally, you have clearly made Carla from Cheers head a football, or soccer ball if you will, and not a rugby ball.

2/10 for effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Oh, for fucks sakes man. What do you want.
WHAT DO YOU WANT??
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# The Brick wall is still in tact,
and it is not drawn yet.

4/10 for effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)
# ahh, jolly good, you've lost the plot
belk squak plunger gob munt peanut plastic bong wood snot graph balsamic aeroboard twat binge goat fred tubnut broken trumpet losegne throat pump bleat gong midget chaos alberquerque format polish frond leg bike sandal magnet smile thrush russet banjo cardiogram tower brick sponge apple grease harpic lung guts bike rampant tree boat stop.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA! THat was the best episode
of Fresh Prince of Bel Air ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# hahaha yeah! like he was trying to impress his girlfriend
and like there was an earthquake and he was like "da ert moved!" and he's all scared and she's like "uh, wuss" ahahaha that was the best episode ever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# HA HA HA!
Yeah, that was a great episode. Do you remember that episode where Carlton danced really badly and then Will from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air's uncle was really fat and the butler, who was called Geoffrey from Fresh Prince of Bel Air was really English? That episode was hilarious. That was the episode where Ashley from Fresh Prince of Bel Air was really fit too! I think it may also have been the episode when DJ Jazzy Jeff from Fresh Prince of Bel Air was thrown out of the house, totally physically, by Will from Fresh Prince of Bel Air's Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# haha, do you remember the episode where carlton thought that will had killed someone
and was all "OH MY GOD WILL OH MY GOD!" and started running around the house and the audience laughed and then he ran into the audience shouting "OH MY GOD WILL" and the audience laughed and he ran outside of the audience and around the building "OH MY GOD WILL" hahah best episode ever
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA!
That totally WAS the best episode ever! Do you remember that episode when Vyvyan suddenly looked completely different from all the episodes before and everyone was like, THAT'S NOT VYVYAN! but then Queen Latifah turned up and Will and her went for Pizza and he was like, ooooh! No, you're fat, I can't go out with you, but then they both did Walrus faces with straws and fell in love! That was a great episode! Nearly as great as the episode when Will from Fresh Prince of Bel Air went playing Pool with Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air in Aspen.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# i like the thought of
midget chaos, a frog leg bike, broken trumpet lozenges and rampant trees.
especially rampant trees.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:45, archived)
# rampant bush throbbers
the lot of them!

*shakes a milk bottle at them*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# now this gives me the fackin' horn!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# yeah!
HORNY TIEM!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# it's always horny tiem when i'm around!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:04, archived)
# alberquerque???
What the fuck's wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Do you remember that episode of New Mexico when it turns out that it isn't really part of Mexico? That was funny! IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS IN AMERICA, NOT MEXICO! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:51, archived)
# well, to put it bluntly,
I'm a fucking WRONGER

*strips off and smears own shit everywhere*

I GOT YOUR BARCLAYCARD RIGHT HERE BASTARDS!!


hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:58, archived)