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# NO MAN! THIS IS NOT THE PICTURE I WANT DRAWN!
Will you draw the picture I tell you to or not? It will not involve dinosaurs!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# bollocks! everything should have dinosaurs in it!
stop bitching and get what you're given!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# OK,
I shall concede one dinosaur.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# you'll concede the fucking lot and like it!
you're hankering for a spankering, boyo
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# No wait.
That is.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# it puts the lotion on its skin
or else it gets arse-raped again
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# That episode of Silence of the Lambs
wasn't hilarious at all!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# c'mon, precious
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I can smell your cunt!
Which reminds me, I need to go to Billingsgate tomorrow! LOL!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# damn!
i just had a shower, too
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Did you shower in the brine of a million Tuna tins?
*hopes for that to be his quote*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# no, but i did douse myself liberally in eau de pilchard
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# No I won't :(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# don't make me have to hurt you
in a sexy way
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I drew him Cheers in dinosaur format just for him, Smash :'(
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# it's not your fault, my little love
he's just spoilt
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Now THAT'S
the sort of woman I need.
Ruflruflrufl
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# are you that eager to be sexed to death amd mentally tortured?
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# You're making this sound better and better.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# you're a naughty boy
you need punishing
*digs out pvc gear and special toys*
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# And I thought a night in on a Friday would be boring!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# i can bore you if you want
i have the tools for it
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# This is really awesome or really bad.
You decide!
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# well, it's putting me in a rampant mood
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# I'll fetch the rope...
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# don't worry, i've got plenty
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# D: FINE!
But please bare in mind that I only have a laptop touchpad to draw it with.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# OK, well here goes.
I want you to draw a picture of Sam from Cheers headbutting a brick wall with his giant forehead and breaking it whilst Norm from Cheers uses Carla from Cheers head as a rigby ball. There shall be one dinosaur in the background. He shall be sitting in Norms chair at Cheers as Norm is busy playing sports, as previously described. You may include Diane from Cheers and Cliff from Cheers if you like, but you must NOT under any circumstance include Paul from Cheers as he is evil.

Oh also, Coach from Cheers should totally be on the phone in Cheers.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Ok.
But I'll have to look up who all those people are.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# OK.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
#
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# This contains an intact brick wall.
The dinosaur is not sitting in Norms chair. Also, I can not see Coach from Cheers on the phone. This is also not drawn. Finally, you have clearly made Carla from Cheers head a football, or soccer ball if you will, and not a rugby ball.

2/10 for effort.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Oh, for fucks sakes man. What do you want.
WHAT DO YOU WANT??
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# The Brick wall is still in tact,
and it is not drawn yet.

4/10 for effort.
(, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)