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# NO MAN! THIS IS NOT THE PICTURE I WANT DRAWN!
Will you draw the picture I tell you to or not? It will not involve dinosaurs!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:40, archived)
# bollocks! everything should have dinosaurs in it!
stop bitching and get what you're given!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:42, archived)
# OK,
I shall concede one dinosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# you'll concede the fucking lot and like it!
you're hankering for a spankering, boyo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# No wait.
That is.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# it puts the lotion on its skin
or else it gets arse-raped again
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
# That episode of Silence of the Lambs
wasn't hilarious at all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# c'mon, precious
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I can smell your cunt!
Which reminds me, I need to go to Billingsgate tomorrow! LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# damn!
i just had a shower, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Did you shower in the brine of a million Tuna tins?
*hopes for that to be his quote*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# no, but i did douse myself liberally in eau de pilchard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# No I won't :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:52, archived)
# don't make me have to hurt you
in a sexy way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:53, archived)
# I drew him Cheers in dinosaur format just for him, Smash :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# it's not your fault, my little love
he's just spoilt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Now THAT'S
the sort of woman I need.
Ruflruflrufl
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# are you that eager to be sexed to death amd mentally tortured?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# You're making this sound better and better.
www.b3ta.com/board/9773353
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:50, archived)
# you're a naughty boy
you need punishing
*digs out pvc gear and special toys*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:54, archived)
# And I thought a night in on a Friday would be boring!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:57, archived)
# i can bore you if you want
i have the tools for it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# This is really awesome or really bad.
You decide!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# well, it's putting me in a rampant mood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:05, archived)
# I'll fetch the rope...
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:11, archived)
# don't worry, i've got plenty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:18, archived)
# D: FINE!
But please bare in mind that I only have a laptop touchpad to draw it with.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:43, archived)
# OK, well here goes.
I want you to draw a picture of Sam from Cheers headbutting a brick wall with his giant forehead and breaking it whilst Norm from Cheers uses Carla from Cheers head as a rigby ball. There shall be one dinosaur in the background. He shall be sitting in Norms chair at Cheers as Norm is busy playing sports, as previously described. You may include Diane from Cheers and Cliff from Cheers if you like, but you must NOT under any circumstance include Paul from Cheers as he is evil.

Oh also, Coach from Cheers should totally be on the phone in Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:46, archived)
# Ok.
But I'll have to look up who all those people are.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:48, archived)
# OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 0:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:00, archived)
# This contains an intact brick wall.
The dinosaur is not sitting in Norms chair. Also, I can not see Coach from Cheers on the phone. This is also not drawn. Finally, you have clearly made Carla from Cheers head a football, or soccer ball if you will, and not a rugby ball.

2/10 for effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:02, archived)
# Oh, for fucks sakes man. What do you want.
WHAT DO YOU WANT??
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:06, archived)
# The Brick wall is still in tact,
and it is not drawn yet.

4/10 for effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 31 Oct 2009, 1:21, archived)