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# that little mouse is so cute!
the strawberry mouse, not so much.
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# I don't get why some people find mice and rats scary.
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# Childhood flashbacks of "Tom&Jerry" and meeting Mickey at Disneyland
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# from what i've been told
it's the tails, they tend to freak people out. i've had pet mice, they don't bother me at all.
ferrets, however, are bitey little fuckers.
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# Ferrets can be lovely. And you can tie them in a knot and they don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:48, archived)
# the white ferrets seem to be the worst
i've been bitten 3 times by ferrets, always white ones.
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# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)
# not racism, just stating the facts
i've never been bitten by a mouse, rat or brown ferret
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# Speciesist
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# they're all the same to me
edible.
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# Visitor from "V"!
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# shut up and pass me a gerbil
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# That would go well on a T-shirt
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# my favourite t-shirt slogan was
beware of toffee boiling dwarfs
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# dump rats and the like are pretty disease-ridden
maybe it comes from that thinking, dunno
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:47, archived)
# Even damp they're cute.
Damp rat

ed: I thought you said damp not dump, oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Look at the little hands, like tiny little clawed human hands.
Scritchy scritchy scritchy
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:50, archived)
# my hands may be small
but they're much bigger than his!
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# do i detect a bit of berryphobia?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:45, archived)
# allergic to strawberries
which is a pisser as i like the taste
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# don't swallow :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:49, archived)
# i never do!
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# that's not the word on the street
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:52, archived)
# And it severely disagrees with the graffiti in the gents.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 1 Nov 2009, 19:54, archived)
# best graffiti i ever saw
one bloke had written "my mother made me a homosexual"
underneath, someone else had written "if i give her the wool, will she make me one?"
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# that street is a liar!
i'm on a low-sodium diet, i have to watch my intake of salty substances ;)
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