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# I saw Valkyrie last night - it was very good - I had no idea, BUT
why the HELL did they have to conform to the Hollywood cliché of using lots of silly English and American actors, instead of proper Churmans?

Bill Nighy doing his best posh, Eddie Izzard being a little fat vaguely teutonic, but basically posh Nazi, and Tom Cruise being more Californian than a Californian in California doing the Californian dance of California, and then suddenly Hitler doing a vague pass at having a go at an umlaut.

VERY distracting. But a good story nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# On that note:
Is it "Val-ki-ree" or "Val-KYri"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Yes
You racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# It's a fair cop.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# The first one.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# cheer up, shush
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Yay!
Coach Ernie Pantuso from the Hit TV Show Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# WRONG
Now try pronouncing "Yggdrasil" or "Mjöllnir" :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Igdrasil, and Myolnoor.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# As it's Norse...
VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLKRRRRRRYYYIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Best pronounced while hacking off your enemies legs with a battle axe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# And ^THIS^ is why we can't let you play snakes & ladders anymore
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Those snakes plot against me.
Fucking carboard bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I was totally kicking my nephews arse
at Snakes and Ladders the other day and he started crying so I had to let the little ginger fuck win :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# GINGER?
You totally should have killed him and buried him in the back garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I would if I didn't love him so much.
Also, he's not really bright ginger like that freak Rob. It's a very light blond ginger. I only accuse him of being it when he annoys me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# *folds arms, taps foot, waits patiently*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Totally not posting what went through my head then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# LET RAGNAROK REIGN!
SEE YOU CUNTS IN VALHALLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)