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# Not-so-quick and not-so-shit (edit: played around with it now. And the pic.):


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(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Science will make nazis of us all!
Grab pitchforks and lynch anyone in white labcoat who looks "boffinish"
...I think the DM is now sailing the waters beyond the reach of Parody.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:40, archived)
# Especially the ones who want to inject mercury into kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# naaah those ones are ok
beacuse peedoviles don't touch kids full of mercury, so in a way they are saving em.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Unless they're immigrant peedoviles on benefits
They're not so choosy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# Well that stands to reason, dunnit
your average johhny furrin benefit claiming nonce will drip their peedoo-juice on anything, in fact they rampage through this green and peasent land touching up the vegetables in the fields! THE ONES YOU EAT ON YOU PLATE!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Everything in moderation.
Too much mercury and what have you got? Dead kids. Peedoviles will be all over them. You're back to square one times 1000.
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I wouldn't waste my mercury like that.
Phosphorous, now...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# People say Nazi like it's a bad thing
But they should be forgiven for their contributions to fashion, practicality and architecture.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:46, archived)
# The aquaduct?
The aquaduct?
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I'm no nazi. Anyway, I'm off to go bury some "fossils" to con everyone into believing evolution exists.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Progressive creationist, eh?
I suppose that next you will be claiming that dinosaurs are evidence of God creating key species perfectly adapted to the changing conditions of a cooling earth!

:) (sorry, too much reading SJ Gould...)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I don't need evidence. I have faith!
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# God wrote my bible - every word of it! Look, he signed it and everything!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Well faith is belief in face of the lack of evidence, so ... yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# that sounds like The Day Today quote.
Because Fact Into Doubt Won't Go
(waxdart hello., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# Evidence requires you to believe it in order to further your study, though.
Which ... is kind of ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# I think you should
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I have now.
better?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Much better ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:36, archived)
# ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:46, archived)
# The line between genius and madness...
Might I suggest colour-matching it a bit? maybe desaturate the Einstein layer.

And that article's headline alone is classic Mail nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:41, archived)
# "Yes, Daily Mail journalists are a bunch of inbred fucktards. But a country run by these uninformed pricks of hatred would truly be hell on earth"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I saw Valkyrie last night - it was very good - I had no idea, BUT
why the HELL did they have to conform to the Hollywood cliché of using lots of silly English and American actors, instead of proper Churmans?

Bill Nighy doing his best posh, Eddie Izzard being a little fat vaguely teutonic, but basically posh Nazi, and Tom Cruise being more Californian than a Californian in California doing the Californian dance of California, and then suddenly Hitler doing a vague pass at having a go at an umlaut.

VERY distracting. But a good story nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# On that note:
Is it "Val-ki-ree" or "Val-KYri"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Yes
You racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# It's a fair cop.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:53, archived)
# The first one.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:51, archived)
# cheer up, shush
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Yay!
Coach Ernie Pantuso from the Hit TV Show Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:59, archived)
# WRONG
Now try pronouncing "Yggdrasil" or "Mjöllnir" :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Igdrasil, and Myolnoor.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:58, archived)
# As it's Norse...
VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLKRRRRRRYYYIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Best pronounced while hacking off your enemies legs with a battle axe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:54, archived)
# And ^THIS^ is why we can't let you play snakes & ladders anymore
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Those snakes plot against me.
Fucking carboard bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I was totally kicking my nephews arse
at Snakes and Ladders the other day and he started crying so I had to let the little ginger fuck win :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:01, archived)
# GINGER?
You totally should have killed him and buried him in the back garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I would if I didn't love him so much.
Also, he's not really bright ginger like that freak Rob. It's a very light blond ginger. I only accuse him of being it when he annoys me.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# *folds arms, taps foot, waits patiently*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Totally not posting what went through my head then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:06, archived)
# LET RAGNAROK REIGN!
SEE YOU CUNTS IN VALHALLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:56, archived)
# bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# they dont sack the mad eugenical ones oh no, just the ones who tell the truth about weed, cunts!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Politicians know best.
Scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:43, archived)
# ask hippies
hippies know best:)peace
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Article was written by a jaded sociology student
and the science students didn't let her play with them
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:44, archived)
# haha.....play around with what?.....you never said:D

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:00, archived)
# :D
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 14:11, archived)
# The Daily Mail strikes another blow for balanced, reasoned argument and journalistic integrity.
Woo the pic, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 13:48, archived)