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# why does he look like Lon Chaney pressed against a window?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)
# he was photographed with his head in a beer glass as part of a bet
in which he won more beer but had to be taken to the hospital because he couldn't take the beer glass off his head... maybe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)
# this is a part of the Lon Chaney story of which I was previously unaware
I am learning many things this evening
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)
# there was once an old man who was x-rayed
with a jam jar up his arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)
# I'd be impressed if he was a cockney ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)
# i think he was american
it was in FHM
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)
# That sounds like a better version of the nursery rhyme about an old woman who lived in a shoe
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:20, archived)
# there was a story about an old woman
in the same edition of FHM.
she went to the doctors, complaining of "green vines growing out of her virginny"
the doctor examined her and did, indeed, find green vines.
he also found the potato they were sprouting from.
when asked why she had felt the need to insert a potato, the crazy bint replied that it was to keep the devil out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:36, archived)