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# easy and real transport fast-ener! (not fastener, fast-ener)


if i get on a subway train at the very back, then wait for it to start moving, then run up the middle to the front, i'm passing the people who are sitting. the trip average seated speed is the same as the trip average train speed, but if i'm going a little faster than them for a little bit, my overall average speed is a little faster.

so didn't i get there before they did?

OF COURSE I DID!
(schnurricane forgot his password, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:24, archived)
# I bet they are surprised when they get off the train and see you there ahead of them!
 
GOT THE DROP ON ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:26, archived)
# hmm is b3tards down? :(
(gtfomh, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:27, archived)
# it's timing out for me just at the moment.
 
CAN'T SEE SHIT, CAPTAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:29, archived)
# not only that,
but i'm YOUNGER than they are!
(schnurricane forgot his password, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:28, archived)
# WAY TO AGE, BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:29, archived)
# PLUS
i bumped into all of them along the way, in probably awkward ways! i win any way you look at it!
(schnurricane forgot his password, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 4:33, archived)
# As long as the combined speed of you and the train is less than the speed of light.
Actually, you'd also have to account for the motion of both on the planet, and the planet, relative to the local frame as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 6:14, archived)
# If you were running down one train travelling north
and someone else was running down a train travelling south at an equal speed,

I forgot where I was going with this.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 7:22, archived)
# Basingstoke?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 7:35, archived)
# You
worked on Uncharted 2?
(FoxA / DannyWeinkauf, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 7:56, archived)
# Headless man run on train floating on bubbles
= dream!
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 8:21, archived)
# The first two carriages don't
stop at your stop. So no.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 9:28, archived)