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(grotpig, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:47, archived)
#
You take the piss out of Al Jolson again and I will remove your iPod from its tiny nano-sheath and push it up your cock! Then I'll put some speakers up your arse and put it on shuffle with my fucking fist. And every time I hear something that I don't like, which will be every time that something comes on, I will skip to the next track by crushing your balls!
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# You could just have clicked "I like this!" instead
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:50, archived)
# How can I click I Like This on The Thick of It?
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# Shouldn't
you be at work Malcolm?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:51, archived)
# *googles quote*
Ah ha. Not watched that show. Any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Fantastic
really funny. Plus Season 3 has just started on bbciplayer (it's not necessary completely to watch the other seasons first, though it's recommended)

Best quote- 'haven't had time to fuck the t's and fist the i's '
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)
# You're shitting me?
It is fucking hilarious! Peter Capaldi, comedy performance of the decade, without doubt!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LugJd6uGJqI
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# Although that's from the film.
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# Peter Capaldi is awesome as Malcolm
and he was surprisingly good as the sad nobody politician in Children of Earth.
(Harry, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Aye,
I love Jamie too.

Was that the name of the Torchwood series? That was good, as was he.
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# I read all prodigy69's posts in a Malcom Tucker voice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:04, archived)
# he's too posh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y5s2gfT4-o
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is fucking mint :D
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# am gonnay rip yer jaaaaaw! :D

they're called n.e.d.s kru

non educated demented schemey
mankyrecords.com/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:24, archived)
# It's like Devvo,
but more Jockistani ;D

I did not know until just now that Peter Capaldi won an oscar.
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# I didn't know who he was till I googled it :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Peter Capaldi or Devvo?
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# Hahahaha! Fucking excellent :D
I assumed it wouldn't be the right accent but with the same amount of swearing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:46, archived)
# psst
look at the stats board
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Yeah I know.
I don't care. I've been bored all week :D
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# So long as you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Oh fuck I'm second.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:32, archived)
# I wouldn't worry if I were you
He's got more than twice as many posts as you have
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:34, archived)
#
bored strapped to my computer
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:55, archived)
# I am moving out shortly, so I have to save my moneys :(
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# Fair enough.
I moved about a month ago, and I'm just starting to feel happy with my bank account again.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:00, archived)
# First time I've lived out of home.
It's amazing the things you need that you've never thought about before.
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# Ah, right.
I realised the other day that I've lived in 7 different places in the last 6 years. I'm getting used to moving now.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:06, archived)
# is it day release? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Arf!
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# hahaha!
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:50, archived)
#
I'm gonna shove my cock so far down your throat my bellend will be wearing your appendix as a hat
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# phwoar!
*enhardens*
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Oh you like that do you?
You're about as secure as a hymen in a South London comprehensive.
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# have a waaa on me
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:04, archived)
# That's a superb waaa :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:05, archived)
# just nick it on him and give it to me, i ain't got one : (
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:02, archived)
# hahahahahaha
LOL :DDDDDDDDD
(herman:D, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I actually had this idea, in a slightly different form,
but I daren't. I didn't think it could be funny. Well done! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 19:16, archived)