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# The first rule of Physics?
In the absence of force, a body either is at rest or moves in a straight line with constant speed.

The Second Rule of Physics? You don't talk about Physics....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:38, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Ha!
How horrendous is the photoshopping of Brad Pitt on the original?

Or does he actually have a 2 foot long neck in real life?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# what old Brad "The Neck" pitt
:)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Not to mention the localised jaundice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Third rule: Don't touch the END OF THE WORLD switch.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:46, archived)
# *touches*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:48, archived)
#
NOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.........................
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:53, archived)
# I think you just ended the 6th dimension :(
The one where everything is the same as here, except EVERYONE IS KITTENS.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Good.
Kittens are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 22:55, archived)
# *gasp*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:01, archived)
# *faints*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:06, archived)
# *dies*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I'm only saying this having read
down below that a cat exists called Morrisey.

I fucking HATE Morrisey with a passion!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Oh, well, that's fair enough then.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:13, archived)
# la la la la la la la
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# But he's a jolly kitten.
So it must be another Morrissey.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:21, archived)
# nope..
for better or worse, i wear a gladioli in my back pocket.

the man is a legend, and massively under listened to. if people got exposed to a few more of his back catalogue classic... i managed to convert two moz haters in my office int he space of three songs.

apropos of down there, the other cat is called tennant.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:32, archived)
# My hubby is a Smiths fan of old.
He's dragged me to more Moz gigs than I can count. I think he's much better live than on recordings.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# here here
but a few tracks like 'spring heeled jim' and 'glamorous glue' (of which there is a great live recording of on 'beethoven was deaf') are just soo good, i cant see how anyone can object!

anyway, beds. baby will be up in six hours, and i have six cans of budwuesser to sleep off.
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Lunch club
Mrs. Maneki asked me to produce a poster for a Lunch Club at the nippers gaff where she works. I did this as a lark:



She showed it to the staff: not one of them got it. Not even when it was explained. Doh!
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:00, archived)
# Aye,
unless you are a Fight Club fan, I doubt you would recognise the DVD Cover ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)
# True stuff:
They didn't even get the reference, let alone the source.
(ManekiNeko loves horses, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:05, archived)
# You should have done The Breakfast Club,
but as The Lunch Club.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:10, archived)
# *gets*
Never mind, b3ta loves you.

What bloody philistines!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:04, archived)