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# I hereby declare that the celebrity dog of the day is
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:46, archived)
# He were great..
I remember Bernie crying like a girl on TV when Schnorbitz bought the farm threw a seven.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)
# That must have been
one LUCKY dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Choice, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)
# What sort of farm?
He wasn't exactly sheepdog material
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:49, archived)
# And John Noakes...
...when Shep passed into the Valley of Deaf.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)
# The memories...
Whatever happened to Berni Winters (was that his name?)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:48, archived)
# I
think he died a few years back 8(
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Sad claim to 'fame'
I once got on stage with Bernie Winters in panto.

I was 14 and sang Agadoo with a bunch of other kids no older than 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:58, archived)
# Well they do say
Every dog had his day
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Ba Boom
tish
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)
# *stands up and salutes*
OOOooh Shnorbitz, oh shnorbitz.
Our allegiance is to thee.
Your sloppy tongue and shaggy coat,
sets our people free.
We really, really love you.
You're such a lovely mutt.
And we really pleased your masters dead,
he was such a stupid cnut.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)
# oh schnorbitz,
you came and you gave without taking, but i sent you away, oh schnorbitz...
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Ooooh Schnorbitz
I came and I gave you a raking. Coz I am dog gay, oh Schnorbitz
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)
# You know I can't smile without you.
I can't smile without you.
I can't laugh and I can't sing,
I'm finding it hard to do anything!
You see I feel bad when your bad,
Feel glad when you're glad.
If you only new, what 'm going through,
I just can't smiiile without
You came along, just like a song
and brightened my day.
Who'd have believed that you were part of a dream,
now it all seems
lightyears away.

And now I can't...you get the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)
# very touching
...like touching cloth
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)
# that it very woo
with a splash of yay
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Memories
Met Shnorbitz one summer season in Gt. Yarmouth - Were we really that enamoured with a man and a dog enough to put them on the stage back then?
(kitchpoo, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)
# times were hard
after the Germans bombed the comedian camp during the war
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:57, archived)
# shame
Oh - the lost talent must have been immence
(kitchpoo, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Also.....
Why did our parents tell us never go and talk to strangers or 'go home to see his puppies', but in front of 500 voyeurs its all ok?
(kitchpoo, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)