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# It's even got the right number of tentacles
I counted just to make sure.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I count 9.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Put yours away.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# If you count the tips, not the shafts, there's 9.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Is there?
Fuck. I've forgotten how to count.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# don't worry
counting shafts gets me all flustered too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Wrong.
You must be counting that other tentacle type thing emerging from behind the inappropriate head.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)
# number 9 isn't a tentacle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# It's long thin and has suckers.
Coming from a concealed point of origin the logicial deduction is that it comes from the octosquid squidipus, which has lots of long thin things with suckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Nonosquid
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# I was merging the word octopus and squid, but yes you are correct.
I am changing octosquid to squidipus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)
# it's more snakelike than tentacular
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# It looks like a road to me, from the castle.
It doesn't have suckers, but central markers, as a road would.

GAME, SET, AND CHECKMATE!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# But they're not thin enough to be central markers. And roads are dark and the markers light, not the other way around.
And they're rounded. They're suckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:34, archived)
# The suckers are concentric rings, the road markings are filled rounded rectangles.
The proportions are artistic, not realistic.

To be fair, though, I don't care :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# I was right,
9 clearly isn't an octopus tentacle as it doesn't have suction pads. Just rectangular black bits.
I DEMAND A FULL WRITTEN MISPELLED APOLOGY!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# ^ this
The apology to be written in Urdu too pls.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# You see rectangles, I see suckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# One born every minute
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)
# YOU SEE WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)
# I'm happy in my faith.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:13, archived)
# i'm happy in a bath full of maltesers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Oh no, that would be horrible. They would melt, and chocolate would be EVERYWHERE.
Oh. Oh, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)
# and before they melt
they give a delightful massage effect
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:26, archived)
# *Invades*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:21, archived)
# conspiracy!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:25, archived)
# *Disputes the mouth/tentacle*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Octopus denier!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# Oh, right. I should have read this first, see above.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Looks like the road to hell
Headman is obviously fearing the daily commute to work, chess games and jester poles. Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 22 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)