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# The first one was Data with a beard.
This is Lore.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I'm not sure I understand...
but then I seem to understand so little these days.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Lore was Data's evil twin.
Evil twins in Star Trek tend to sport facial fungus to avoid viewer confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:18, archived)
# ha ha ha really? :D
please tell me this is true
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)
# but what about riker's not evil but nominally non competant twin?
OH GOD I'm MAKING OBSCURE TREK REFERENCES!


AAAAARGG

*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:50, archived)
# If you mean the alternate Ryker that blew up his Enterprise by being a total weiner, then I guess the whole beard thing is more of a guideline than an absolute rule..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:59, archived)
# He did have an Evil Twin Goatee
as opposed to the full Riker beard.

What bothered me is (nerd alert incoming!) in the episode of DS9 where he appears disguised as the original Riker, why did he wear fake sideburns to turn his goatee into a full beard? Why didn't he just grow an actual beard?

Also www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec5pCrbOkYA
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:17, archived)
# he eventually joined in with the marquis
and posed as the 'real' riker to do some bad or another on DS9

(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Yeah but...
the fake sideburns....I mean come on!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 13:26, archived)
# when are you posting B4?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:53, archived)
# HAHAH
TNG LOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Then why is the filename still
"Data_wearing_a_beard.jpg"?

I sense foul-tasting canned meat products.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Because Redmond is a thief with no perceivable talent?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:30, archived)
#
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(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
# I agree
Teef
(I helped save b3ta! CriticalPoint Critical, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 12:45, archived)