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# Sorry TJ.
You'd be so proud. I just got escorted out of Boots by a security guard trying not to piss himeslf laughing.
Posh bloke in front of me in a long queue with morgage valued suit and a baby girl in a stupidly expensive McClaren baby buggy, giving the poor cashier shite for bugger all.
The queue are growing more and more restless as i lean over his shoulder and say, 'Internet dating really didn't work out well for you.':D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:05, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:10, archived)
# TJ approved!
For a second there, I thought you'd started a conga in Boots with a security guard...
(iamjthearmeroar, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Do people still do flash mobs or are they soooo last season?
This would be a good idea for one.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# There was one the other day in bristol.
Mass pillow fight.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:30, archived)
# ^ this
It was definitely heading conga-wards in my mind.

RG, if they'll let you back in, go back and start up a conga in the same shop.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Nice one!
Hope it gave the cashier a giggle too. They don't deserve crap. Well, most of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha well played :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)
# Fair play!
I hate it when people treat shop staff worse than dog shit.

I tend to be angry though, rather than imply they are a peado.

Well done, fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:17, archived)
# yey, well done that man :D
I mean you, not 'im
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Sweet barking cheese!
I haz a new hero. And you is it.

Have some wiggly goodness!

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:40, archived)
# That's my dad!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 15:59, archived)
# I love you RG
and this is win, to the 100th degree.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 30 Nov 2009, 17:54, archived)