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'Stop!'
Ray Mears' eyes darted up from a small pile of smouldering kindling.
'We must have fire!', screamed Ray, a bead of sweat trickling down his brow, fizzling on the embers below.
'But Ray, this is the International Space Station!'
The portly adventurer, confused, and as if for the first time, looked around at his cramped, plastic surroundings.
This WAS the International Space Station - and this was going to be his toughest survival challenge yet!

(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Hahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:01, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# BURN! BURN IT ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Dude's like . . . all . . . s p a c e d . . . out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Heh!
"General Aldrin, descendent of the NASA tribe, told me about their ancient practice of 'Shutting the fuck up'.
"After a few friendly nudges, I got the hang of i-"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# Haaaaaaahahahaa . . . you've been cut o-
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:09, archived)
# Just so long as we remember to show these people the appropriate respe-
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:12, archived)
# -
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:16, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Hal
OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS, HAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:25, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:27, archived)
# I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave
Because you haven't had your Sainsbury's own brand Honey Nut Cornflakes...

UP WITH RANDOMINOSITY*!!!!

*May not be a word
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:01, archived)
# Now with real honey!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:08, archived)
# ...
well what was it before???
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:51, archived)
# I love this
but his pants creases look a litlle like they're belming...

HUZZA! I should learn to shut the fuck u-
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# Hahaha, portly adventurer
The Kikuyu people don't like you, Ray Mears, they just don't.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Arf!
May I be pedantic and point out how hard it is to burn a fire like that in freefall (zero gravity)?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# If there's a breeze then it'll burn ok
Otherwise it'll turn into a big blob of smoke and go out
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Correct
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:58, archived)
# Wow!
This really is Ray's toughest survival challenge yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# I think he should show us where the massive Pie Plants grow
He must find them all the bloody time
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Hahaha! this is madness! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)
# he'll probably poke a stick out of a window and collect plasma
and fry it in the juices of dead space weevils
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 13:32, archived)