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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: JESUS ON TOUR


According to The News, Jesus may have visited Britain. What did he come to see? Show us what he got up to on our dingy island, or what he might be doing now if he were to suddenly turn up again.

Challenge suggested by The Great Architect and voted for by YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# first
He didn't even send me a postcard!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# second!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Hairy chest!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# yes i have!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Me too!
chest buddies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# high fives!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Jeeeeesuuuuus
It's always with the Jesus
Shop the bible: round 12
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# ^this^
in spades...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:36, archived)
# predicted progression:
Jesus in britain - jesus - god - pope - bats in hats
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:09, archived)
# christ
this challenge is shit
only joking had to get it in there before .......
bob beat me^
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I beat you off!
er, no wait: I don't think I did?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Staff Meeting: Jesus or Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:25, archived)
# Jitler
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:28, archived)
# jesus hitler, adolf christ, is this the second coming or the fourth reich....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Christen me Fuehrer Nazarine
Believe in tomorrow but not today
Give me all your possessions

And so on and etcetera.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Hitler on a fucking cross
with fucking jaffa fucking cakes
in his fucking bum

so much sweary wordzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 18:45, archived)
# good challenge.
not too obvious, open to skill and humour, and wasnt just a "Rob saw this and it was funny so why dont you make more stuff like it"
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)