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(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:06, archived)
# don't look so happy, little fella
thanks to those weirdly shaped energy saving bulbs, you'll soon be obsolete
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:07, archived)
# There's already a ban on importing them to the EU.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# but what will poor people use?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Candles made from their own earwax.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# i've tried that
earwax doesn't burn well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
#
earwax rendered down feral spawn
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:24, archived)
# why didn't you say that in the first place?
i'm sure i've got some of that around here somewhere
*rummages*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# They'll have to burn stuff I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# they're poor
they've got nothing to burn but their kids and final demands from Bright House
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# :(
Incandescent bulbs are all warm and smiley and friendly, unlike those cold-hearted energy-saving ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:17, archived)
# energy saving bulbs have no soul
this is a known fact. removing the soul makes them last longer, but the procedure is costly. that's why they cost more than ordinary bulbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Fucking zombie bulbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# if you use them once
every other bulb that goes into the socket after them is infected and instantly becomes an energy saving bulb, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# Not in my heart.
Not in my heart and indicating I have an idea
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:18, archived)
# YES
when a cartoon character has an idea, do you see an energy saving bulb appear above their head?
NO.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# FUCK ENERGY
I want ENTERTAINMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# i want energetic entertainment
by which i mean sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:23, archived)
# I'd be happy to supply in vast* quantities*.
*1 actual results may vary.
*2 lol "titties"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:26, archived)
# heheh
i could ride you hard and put you away wet, little man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Oh my!
You say little now...
Har har
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# i've been spoiled ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# You'd spoil me ^.^
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:42, archived)
# oh, i would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# sounds good!
*lubes up*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# WOO HOO!
*raids "special" toy box*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:57, archived)
# *patiently waits, while adjusting bondage to be tight and secure as possible*
All ready for you at this end.
And the other end.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)
# Meh.
Use the halogen replacements (approx 44 Watt = 60 Watt):
Dimmable,
Instant-on,
Nice, pleasing shape.

None of this pointless curly, energy-saving, non-dimmable shit we're supposed to put up with.

No invention is *ever* meant to be replaced by something worse than what we had before.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 1:36, archived)
# Watt?
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:10, archived)
# in before a second picture which is an unpredictable result of the first
OH GOD WHERE IS IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Brilliant adaptation :)
Evolved to adjust to climate change, no doubt?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:32, archived)
# OH YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# this is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)
# SHIRT!
or mug!!! I want to drink this nonsense!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# That is one lovely scarf.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I hope you're drawing a wizard
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I'm drawing tea.
I may draw a wizard tomorrow, keep the suspense and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:48, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:19, archived)
# This bulb is being lit without any electrical input.
This needs further investigation.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)
# wizardry
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Fucking wizards
Always fucking shit up by fucking with god damn science. Fuck wizards, man.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# I would draw a wizard, but I'm sure you would bitch about it
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:22, archived)
# i aint no bitchabouter
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:30, archived)
# Draw a bitchwizard who bitches about people who bitch and how they are bitches.
Then if he bitches it'd be like proving the bitchwizard right, or something. Falling into a trap.
IT'S A TRAP!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Oh go on!
Draw a wizard draw a wizard draw a wizard draw a wizard draw a wizard draw a wizard pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Piss wizzards!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:47, archived)
# BULB
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 3 Dec 2009, 0:20, archived)