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# unLOL cats
i've just painted some pissed-off unLOL cats. I like my kitties angry.

here's the first one, two more coming...

'Mr. Frisky is alarmed by the sudden ringing of your iPhone.”


Click for bigger (133 kb)

“Mittens is displeased with your choice of economy cat food.”



“Monty dislikes the neighbour’s new dog intensely.”



www.shardcore.org/shardpress/index.php/2009/12/03/the-unlol-cats-2009/
(shardcore, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:24, archived)
# nice paints
don't like cats angry though, it generally means they're scared
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:25, archived)
# some of them are bad motherfuckers in general though :)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# these are all good
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just park this here
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# haha
compo it
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:27, archived)
# oops
silly me
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# :)
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
# sorry
apologies for the multiple threads - it seems i have angered the b3tards.

i tried the auto-hosting image thingy, but it seemed broken...

*skulks off back to the easel*
(shardcore, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I wouldn't worry about it. Just reply to yourself and whack them in there in future.
They're very good, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:30, archived)
# and now you are not allowed to delete the threads either
they're crazy rules but BY GOD they're the only rules we got.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)
# ^this
if you'd posted them with some time in between, you'd have gotten no complaints yet more nice comments ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# I fucking hate the no delete twattishness
delete away, why the fuck not? it tidies the place up.
Oh boo hoo, it made a flaming disappear.

bum nuggets to the lot of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# You get that off your chest ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# hehe
you just invoked rule number 2
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Chill, mon.
It am Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Ignor all the miserable, moaning fuckers...
The pictures are ace and you obviously have talent.

For fucks sake people, get a grip. Who gives a shit if they are in separate threads or a thread gets deleted. IT DOESN'T MATTER.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# tetchy
i don't post here much, mainly because people seem so damn tetchy about things like this.

shame, this place used to be a lot more fun 'back in the day' *sigh*
(shardcore, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# it still is
there's just a veneer of arse to keep the riffraff out.

Also: More kitty pictures please.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Kudos on the cats. They're very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Sorry.
It just makes me laugh how people feel they have to moan about threadwasting and thread deletion, like we are running out of them and we have to cherish every one.

Internets is serious.
(I helped save b3ta! DirtyArse, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# we aren't running out of them
but the main page of the board only hold so many.

This, as I understand it, is the cause of the threadwasting moans.

The cause of the thread deletion moans is drunks in skips shouting at pigeons.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I'm very angry because the constant use of a PC has made me socially inept, blind and sterile.
Very very angry.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I can teach you to be socially adept
sighted and virile

for only £356.04 per day
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# If I could read this, or was sure how to answer
I'd likely say yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Get a Mac
designed for trendy, funky people with cool lifestyles, if the marketing is anything to go by
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# The problem is that I'd really rather not own a Mac.
I'm a PC, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Completely out the blue
but if Linux ran an advertising campaign and marketing strategy, I wonder what it would be?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Awful, I guess.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I didn't notice any moning in his/her threads
people were just generally pointing out that by some wobbly unwritten agreement threadwasting is frowned upon. I think it's better to tell'em in a nice way before someone else starts telling them to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Scribbly eyes are a good look for Mittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:36, archived)
# She's staring at Mr Messy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Now that's the kind of observance that made me fall in love with you.
*glows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# *nibbles ear*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# *strokes roughly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *films hungrily*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# *knows*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# Oh lighten up, Mittens


Thanks prodigy69
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Mittens channels the spirit of Gromit..
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
# meow meow meow meow
I like theses. CLEEK.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Fuck year cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# angry cats are angry and good
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Very nice work

The second one looks awfully like a photo I once took of my cat. I can never get mine to look angry though - they just never are.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Hide their shoes.
Drives 'em mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Haha fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# I particularly like the third one
You've even got the flattened ears thing going on.

Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# I said it before and I'll say it
Angry bagpuss is angry

nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# sweet rage kitties :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Dec 2009, 13:31, archived)