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[challenge entry] Jesus is on vacation

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(ami2weird4u I have 10 penises., Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# he's been on vacation for almost 2,000 years
bout time he got his sodding arse BACK if you ask me...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
# Big in japan,
AND FUCKING HUGE IN GREECE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# No he's just very very close
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# 0.0484% improvement in speed and style
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# EVERYTHING
works better with a smiley face
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)
# ur 2 weird 4 me, ami
Also, I was just watching the colbert report and thought I'd share this:

From the Wall St Journal last week



YES. Absolutely NAILED letting my family down.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Comedy Central?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Yep - the colbert report.
I just screenshotted it from there
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Oh ok.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
# OI! JESUS! GET BACK TO FUCKING WORK!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Dec 2009, 23:43, archived)