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# Don't worry.


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(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:04, archived)
# Ace!
I knew it wan't my fault!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)
# Phew!
I was sure I was going to cop it for this one!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:08, archived)
# Wasps
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)
# I TOLD YOU THAT ALREADY!
I slipped and fell on the bottle of ketchup
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:09, archived)
# And why were you naked?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:11, archived)
# Well that's a load off my mind.
Did the Cow of Causality grow from the Calf of Chaos?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:12, archived)
# no
it sprang fully formed from the anus of uncertainty
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# And is it related to the Aurochs of Synchronicity?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Zarathud's enlightenment
Before he became a hermit, Zarathud was a young Priest, and took great delight in making fools of his opponents in front of his followers.

One day Zarathud took his students to a pleasant pasture and there he confronted The Sacred Chao while She was contentedly grazing.

"Tell me, you dump beast," demanded the Priest in his commanding voice, "Why don't you do something worthwhile. What is your Purpose in Life, anyway?"

Munching the tasty grass, The Sacred Chao replied "MU*".

Upon hearing this, absoloutly nobody was enlightened. Primarily because nobody could understand Chinese.

* "MU" is the Chinese Ideogram for NO-THING.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# Hi.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:22, archived)
# yay cowsality
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:13, archived)
# It's all just a cowincidence
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:14, archived)
# now you're just milking it.
(I helped save b3ta! swifteh You want cheese on that?, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# Pull the udder one
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# What a load of old bull.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:16, archived)
# but on da udder hand....
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I claim my steak.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 14:21, archived)