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# I was once in a spinny office chair sat at a big wooden farmhouse kitchen type table
I spun round to get reach behind me for something and got a HUGE wooden SPIKE (not splinter) In/across the top of my thigh, it went in and out of the skin like a sewing needle! I literally tack-stitched the fabric of my trousers to my leg! :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I was aghast at this story
until I read the last line and I guffawed! :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Pulling it out was no fun either
I tell you :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
sorry - the mental image made me chortle out loud
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# It still gives me that "cold goosebumpy sick" feeling
when I think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# oooooooouch
sounds nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# It was...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# HAhhahaha that made me do a lol
You poor thing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)