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# A recent thought in graph format...
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Beardedwife is always coming home with splinters
Then again his mental age is 3 so... yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:23, archived)
# tell him he cannot sand down tabletops with his bare hands
no matter how hard Iceland try to sell him Frozen Cabbages
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# You tell him
he's bigger than me
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I regularly get splinters
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# then you must be young,
according to the SPLINTAGRAPH.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# *Makes obligatory Pinocchio sex joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:25, archived)
# If I stretch too far back I'll get a splinter from the wooden beams holding up the roof
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:24, archived)
# too far back in TIEM maybe
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# According to this, babies would look like porcupines
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I was once in a spinny office chair sat at a big wooden farmhouse kitchen type table
I spun round to get reach behind me for something and got a HUGE wooden SPIKE (not splinter) In/across the top of my thigh, it went in and out of the skin like a sewing needle! I literally tack-stitched the fabric of my trousers to my leg! :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:28, archived)
# I was aghast at this story
until I read the last line and I guffawed! :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Pulling it out was no fun either
I tell you :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:32, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahah
sorry - the mental image made me chortle out loud
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# It still gives me that "cold goosebumpy sick" feeling
when I think of it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:33, archived)
# oooooooouch
sounds nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:30, archived)
# It was...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 15:31, archived)
# HAhhahaha that made me do a lol
You poor thing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 16:14, archived)