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de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:34, archived)
# I like how the kid just happened to have loose powdered explosive hanging around his bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I like how the media assume this isn't a completely made up story
Or maybe the kid actually shot himself or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I like how we all assume.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
# I like ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I always say : "When you ASSUME, you make an ASS out of FUCK YOU", that's what I always say.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Assume is an anagram of Mue Ass.
How silly would I look right now if I still had my e?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# You look with your i not your e
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:50, archived)
# I totally messed that up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I change my username all the time but no one notices.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:09, archived)
# No one knows how to spell your name anyway Tsatyr.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# Plenty people do. Stupid people still cannot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:14, archived)
# no im jkn ur stil smart, bb
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:20, archived)
# also,
U ASS ME, or if you like that kind of thing, ME ASS U
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:13, archived)
# You're assuming we assume
We might be hypothesising. In public.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# I theorised that you were hypothesising, rather than assuming, but I try to keep my conjectures to myself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:52, archived)
# I just inductively absorbed the raw information through my palps.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:03, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/board/9827762
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 19:07, archived)
# you know what happens when we all assume
it makes an ASS out of U and ME
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# That isn't even true though
it attaches the ass to the front of u and me, is what it does.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:58, archived)
# And that he also had a "nearly identical looking" packet of citric acid which he dipped his chewing gum in.
Even if he didn't anticipate blowing his jaw off, wouldn't he think "Oh, better not get RDX on my chewing gum, instead of tasty, tasty, citric acid!"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Personally I would have gone for the packet of citric acid that wasn't ticking!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# I hope that everyone noticed I used "RDX" as an example, then I checked wikipedia, and it is indeed a crystalline white solid, just like citric acid.
THAT's RIGHT, I ROCK!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Well get more stable shoes then.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:57, archived)
# I saw this story
His jaw got blown off
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I think their choice of advert could've been more tactful.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:47, archived)
# appaling
you can't get powdered explosives for £3.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha. Oh, and those adverts are a scam, apparently, btw.
Some sort of small-print/pay-once/get-rebilled-every-month thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Then pick your lower jaw up off the floor
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 18:51, archived)