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# *spangs*
Haha great one. As I'm in a pea mood have:

(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# chord humour
lol x
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Not chords! Tshirt!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# me confuddled here
what would Tshirt do?
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# It's the G suspended chord.:P
or G sus.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# *groan*

(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# *assumes the position*
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I have a lot more where that came from, young man.
young man.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# I understand,
and therefore appreciate this!

despite being a drummer
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Drummers are awesome :)
especially if they can play multiple instruments :)
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# They are also invaluable when setting up a stage.
When you see drool coming out of both sides of their mouths you know the stage is level.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# What do you call a drumer in a suit?
The defendant!

Musiclols!
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# How do you know when a rhythm guitarist is at your door?
Can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# How many lead guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Six, one to do the actual job the other 5 to stand around saying how they would have done it better.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# What's the biggest advantage of using a drum machine?
You only have to punch information in once.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# How do you make a rhythm guitarist play queitly?
Put sheet music in from of them.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:08, archived)
# How many economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and the other to hold everything else constant.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two but fuck knows how they got in there!

That's my fave lightbulb joke ever.
(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)