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# hehehe
The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the first day's competition, many of the winners were sitting around in the foyer of the hotel talking about their matches and bragging about their wonderful play. After a few drinks they started getting louder and louder until finally, the desk clerk couldn't take any more and kicked them out.

The next morning the Manager called the clerk into his office and told him there had been many complaints about his being so rude to the hotel guests....instead of kicking them out, he should have just asked them to be less noisy. The clerk responded, 'I'm sorry, but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Get out
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# *looks back from the doorway*
*leaves without a fuss*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# as if you won't tell it to someone else
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Curses!
Foiled again! Bah if it wasn't for you meddling kids etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
#
PFFFFF! I just got it :P
(goldfish23, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *slaps*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# oh FFS....
Good one though
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# tl;dr
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# You totally did, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I started, then I got bored.
I read the punchline though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# that's all you need
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
#
yeah. I'm a bit slow.
(goldfish23, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)