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[challenge entry] It's the return of Bing Crosby's Giant Head....


The truth being that Bing Crosby actually has a giant head!

Previously, on Bing Crosby's Giant Head....

HA! HA! HA! CHRISTMAS!

From the Christmas Cards Of Truth challenge. See all 215 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:29, archived)
# I love that song.
We had a "Guilty Pleasures" section in Music Club the other day, and that was mine, and although everyone scoffed and roared derisively, I know they loved it really.

How can you go wrong with the line "I'm not the same as all the rest!" sung so passionately?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Pfft!
You loser :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Correct answer - 1 point.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
A GREY HERON JUST TOTALLY LANDED RIGHT OUTSIDE MY WINDOW! HA! HA! HA! BIRDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# How amazing!
I love herons in their huge powdery feathery greyness.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# It totally frightened the shit out of me.
Birds aren't meant to be that big!

HA! HA! HA! LEVIATHAN BIRD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Herons woo!
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(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:15, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Herons herons herons!
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(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Herro again


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(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)
# *clicks again*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! FLYING! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Many times have I sung The Christmas Song (Merry Christmas To You)
yet not once have I noticed that line in any of its verses. Evidently I have been singing off the wrong sheet.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# I am the one and only you silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Hee hee hee!
I knew that really! *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Whigfield
and that Hear'Say song (not *that* Hear'Say song)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Pure and Simple is an ace song
I read this morning, it was written for Cowell's answer to the Spice Girls, called Girl Thing, but their first two singles didn't do well, so they were dropped.

Shame, as ANYONE could have got to number one with that song
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Girl Thing had that bird from Hollyoaks in it.
Trufax!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)
# You are SO right...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji6AlNnh4yg

They are much better looking than the Spice Girls.

EDIT: oh fuck, now I'm watching B*Witched
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:12, archived)
# They are my guilty pleasure.
Blame it on the weatherman FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:18, archived)
# C'est la vie.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I have Girl Thing's only 'hit' single on my MP3 player
I have a somewhat ... ecclectic taste in music. As anyone who has received one of my Randomburn CDs will be able to confirm.

Also, Roxy off Eastenders was in a 5 piece girl group which had all of one hit. If I could find a copy of it, that would be on my trusty Sony NW-HD3 too.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Ha!
WIN! www.youtube.com/watch?v=63h6GuUqROw
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# That would be the one
I do like my girl groups.

I would also like to add that I like REAL music as well.

Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Hahahaha...
BING!!! :) Where's thar bin hidin' sausage? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Still no computer of my own,
so I am having to surf internets on my phone. I've been lurking, but not posting :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# Oh poor Whoop :(
poor poor Whoop :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Aye.
It sucks not having internets properly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# hahaha the fat headed pipe smoker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I know right?
Eh up Prodge! How's things?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:35, archived)
# trying to get £300 of some cunt for logos I've done
and I've had no word back yet...so I'm not best pleased.

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Well that sucks! Bastards :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I've an image in my head of you going round to their office with half a pool cue like Begbie
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
# yup...he's got till tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Want me to go round and smash his windows?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:46, archived)
# haha thanks for the offer
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Could you also go around to the chap that owes me 5000 euros for logos and and website and stuff?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)
# totally sucks doesn't it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Yes it does...
I have to force myself not to think about it too much or else I get all bitter and twisted and angry and I much prefer to be a happy lil bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I'm bitter, twisted and angry anyway
so it makes fuck all difference to me
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
# He's not returning my messages
I was doing things for him for months. Didn't do anything else for most of the time. I even paid my taxes over it already.

Last time I heard, he's trying to file for bankruptcy.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:59, archived)
# urgh wankers!
I used to work for this guy, and found out they moved.
thing is I know someone who works there,
so he's not getting away that easy and I will get my money.
one way or another.

I hate cunts who do shit like this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I share your hate, prodge

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9830819
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
# My amount's too big for a small claims court (here: kantongerecht)
A lawyer contacted me because he wants to represent me in the case, asking 1000 euros for it. But since it's going to be a bankruptcy case now, it's likely I won't see any money at all. So that'll mean I'll be out 1000 more if I go along with it.

*really wants to kill something now*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Surely you can go through the small claims court.
I know in the UK it cost about £50 which you can claim back from the plaintive. 99% of the time a summons results in swift payment.
In which case you get about £40 back from the court as it didn't go to trial.
If it does go to court all you have do is prove that you did the work. It is then up to them to prove they paid. If they can't or they do not
show up they have to pay you the full amount as well as court fee and (upon your request) the cost of you lodging the summons.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:05, archived)
# ^this
Small Claims Court is a very easy process and you have a sure fire win
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:28, archived)
# hehehe
The big chess tournament was taking place at the Plaza in New York. After the first day's competition, many of the winners were sitting around in the foyer of the hotel talking about their matches and bragging about their wonderful play. After a few drinks they started getting louder and louder until finally, the desk clerk couldn't take any more and kicked them out.

The next morning the Manager called the clerk into his office and told him there had been many complaints about his being so rude to the hotel guests....instead of kicking them out, he should have just asked them to be less noisy. The clerk responded, "I'm sorry, but if there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# Get out
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# *looks back from the doorway*
*leaves without a fuss*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
# ...

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# as if you won't tell it to someone else
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Curses!
Foiled again! Bah if it wasn't for you meddling kids etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:00, archived)
#
PFFFFF! I just got it :P
(goldfish23, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *slaps*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# oh FFS....
Good one though
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:43, archived)
# tl;dr
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:45, archived)
# You totally did, didn't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:47, archived)
# I started, then I got bored.
I read the punchline though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:49, archived)
# that's all you need
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:50, archived)
#
yeah. I'm a bit slow.
(goldfish23, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:06, archived)
# HA! HA! CHRISTMAS!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:38, archived)
# HA! HA! HA! YULETIDE! HA! HA! HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# A girl at school had a sticker of Chesney Hawks on her pencil case
without a trace of irony, she had written "MY HERO" next to the sticker. I started laughing and couldnt stop, the teacher sent me outside the classroom and I finally managed to get a grip of myself. She came out and berated me with "WHAT'S SO FUNNY?!" And I was off again...

i'm actually giggling a bit now.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Yay! I feel validated
in your face science teacher from 20 years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:52, archived)
# :-D
I had buddy's song on tape! Quality album including this tune:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRqkOwlRUU4
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I had to look that up (4.4 out of 10 on IMDB)
I had no idea there was a film to go with that shitty song
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:56, archived)
# we read the book at school
it was rubbish

Dad makes his kid dress like a 50s rocker.
Kid gets bullied cos he looks a twat.
Kid plays guitar and gets girl.
Happy ever after
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Wow, your teacher really hated kids
he/she is probably making the kids read Katie Price novels now
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:11, archived)
# You totally should have slept with her there and then.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:44, archived)
# We would have been 12 or 13
"I am the one and only" was in the charts
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:51, archived)